More like 12 Jager bombs.

…details?

[Det. Briscoe chuckles softly]

A little bird told me she should also quit smoking if she wants to stop having these issues.

At this point, it's a set that includes everyone on the planet who isn't ok with a fascist, misogynist demagogue in the most powerful position.

Spike Lee angrily retweets his own address.

Beats stampeding cattle through the Vatican!

Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

It just occurred to me that "Women Lying in Ponds", "The Watery Tarts", and "The Moistened Bints" are all excellent names for feminist bands.

Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots.

FUCK YOU CLAIRE

Exactly. This just goes to show the immense importance of journalistic standards and doing the goddamned job correctly.

Yeah, I get the rush to dig up dirt on Trump and Russia, but this kind of sloppiness just makes it that much more difficult for the truth to come out. It's like how climate deniers (or anti-vaxxers) will use any whiff of scientific impropriety in one tiny area to throw out the rest of the overwhelmingly true data.

Will you do the Fandango?

You! Sit on the porch all night.

My point was more rhetorical, but in answer to your question, minors actually don't have a full set of rights because they are deemed incapable of making informed decisions, and that's why parental consent is required for all procedures.

I've said it a million times - failure to vaccinate your kids is not an inalienable right. It puts other people at risk and should be condemned. You want to not vaccinate your kids? Fine. Move to a private island and don't interact with the rest of us.

Now keep in mind Joel can't control if the seasons begin or end

That header image is just begging for a cheesy adolescent mustache.

Very sad news. The only silver lining is that the cause of death wasn't "being possessed by a 500 year-old Carpathian."