I don't know why the media give these cretins any more than a passing thought. Do we ask institutionalized schizophrenics their thoughts on astrophysics?

After being exposed to Kinja, we'll all apparently need PTSD counseling.

I live in a giant bucket!

And is Ben Grimm's dong made out of rock??

Nope. Much too little, too late.

Fallon can't go full-bore political given how complicit he was in Trump's rise. That infamous clip of him rubbing Trump's hair will be one of the first things shown in his obit video reel.

"Why Rex! How many times have I told you to wash up after weekly cross burning?"

I am going to be rubbing this in the faces of every acquaintance of mine who voted for Trump and ask them just how they can fucking live with themselves.

This is what they do, this is who they are.

Doesn't everybody already have John Cage's 4'33" on their phones?

Sallah says: "Bad dates."

I dunno, it was an unexpected bonus seeing the resurrected corpses of Boney M and Dschinghis Khan again.

It's certainly not a Level 1 priority, but one of the principles we need to keep in mind when living under fascist swine is to not let other injustices get swept under the rug.

All I can say is best of luck with a reboot since most of Miami and Miami Beach are currently underwater from yesterday's storm and we just spent $400 million on a pump system that doesn't work with more than 3 inches of water.

I will say that despite the aforementioned racism of Temple of Doom, Mola Ram is definitely the best villain (and best acted villain) of the trilogy.

We're at the point where I wouldn't be surprised if he introduced the cartoon car insurance General as one of his most trusted advisers.

Does this story involve your skin flute?

I wholeheartedly agree that it happens, although Williams also owes more than a bit to Dvorak, Mahler, and a whole host of others as well. And Bill Conte completely, utterly ripped off the climaxes for his soundtracks for Victory (Shostakovich 5) and The Right Stuff (Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto).

Why does everyone think his score for Dunkirk was that great? It was literally just "Nimrod" from Elgar's Enigma Variations slowed down over two hours. At the end he finally played it at regular speed. I can't believe nobody has talked about this.

Ask Alien Jesus' mom, I riveted her from beginning to end last night!