She's also a legitimately nice person and is very down to earth for a pop superstar. I think that goes a long way.

The next X-men origins story will show how Charles Xavier and Magneto were brought together by Bob Vila.

Falling, really.

Looks that way. Time to high tail it outta here.

I'll still take it!

IOC: What the hell, McDonald's? We've had a deal for these Games since back in Lillehammer '94!

Any decent medical bay should absolutely have a slight cant to the floor and a central drain. Lots of fluids find their way to the floor during procedures.

Take this watch. It's worthless. $10 at the local market. But you bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless!

I think that "Ponzi scheme" actually gives it waaaay too much credit. At least in a Ponzi scheme, there's a thought-out design that enriches a few people. The idiots running this had absolutely no idea what they were doing, trying to throw together a festival with thousands of guests on a remote Bahamian island in…

[Proto Man is later found as a desiccated husk, along with a giant Sidehopper]

Amoeba? Or Rasputin?

It is by far the best scene, and I honestly can't wait for some editing genius to splice it into the ending of Blackadder on YouTube.

You mean you didn't cast a side glance at him while loving God?

It screams "We're putting this in an area tourists might go to before hopping on a crosstown bus to Dinosaur BBQ, so let's just give it that Times Square look." I get why they're putting it in Harlem, but if anything, hip hop was born in the Bronx. Not that you'll ever get any significant foot traffic up there.

God, I hope you're being sarcastic.

I honestly don't see the "cultural appropriation" here. In the video, she's eating a watermelon slice, but there's zero context to make the viewer presume that this is a racist activity, or that she's imitating African-Americans. She doesn't have cornrows while eating it, either. In fact, she has about 30 different…

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He previously survived a perilous brush with death by having a bullet-sized coin in his pocket, blocking the bullet from his heart and humiliating his potential shooter.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Hanns Eisler!