I have to disagree with this, and really, the entire premise of the article. Cuboid shapes are the easiest and cheapest to ship, because they can be stacked with minimal waste of space. Standard half-gallon milk cartons fall into that category, when the top flap is folded down. Milk bags, on the other hand, are…

You're the belle of the ball, frug! In your rock star pants!

Even though I don't give a crap about Tomi Lahren having a job or not, this should also serve as a helpful reminder that Glenn Beck is still a lumpy, fulminating choad. His recent anti-Trump charm offensive ("I was wrong this whole time!") was just a distraction from his true colors.

Meanwhile, many of the same people who voted for him thought that photo of Dukakis in the tank made him "unpresidential".

[Det. Lenny Briscoe chuckles softly]

Can we just get rid of Twitter? Would anybody have a problem with this? I feel like the loss of humorous tweets would be more than offset by the improvement in our public discourse.

But seriously, CancerAIDS is no joke. If anyone is feeling the symptoms of CancerAIDS, dial 1-800-ZMF-LUXL, or, alternatively, die in a fire.

She should have asked him if his hair was real. BOOM! Take that, sexism!

Batbroad.

But let's keep shoveling money to Mar-A-Lago and Trump Tower security, kids!

Keep an eye on your polonium supplies!

"…every single Congressional Republican is a craven opportunist who can't put country ahead of party"

Old Yeller?

Not quite. There was a human character who sacrificed himself by throwing himself into the cauldron before dying.

Tim Allen gives the kind of heartwarming performance that may not win Oscars, but shows that prison time can truly rehabilitate a man and allow him to return to civilization and enrich himself, as long as he's white.

The column about Kennedy's gravedigger was an absolute masterstroke. I don't recall him saying this in subsequent interviews, but I like to imagine that he drew his inspiration from Whitman and When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd, not just from the "losing locker room."

I suppose, although in the case you bring up, there are already laws against child pornography, so both possession and distribution of it is a crime. The intent here is definitely malicious, but this would kind of be a new class of crime, wouldn't it? What if someone decided they wanted to scare someone into having a…

Man, I really don't know. On the one hand, it was an absolutely dick move, the guy is a huge asshole for doing this to Eichenwald, and I would love to see him punished. On the other hand, I can see how a legal case barring the sending of a specific image over the interwebs could open a Pandora's box of free speech…

Last night, it was Kirk Cameron's mom, not the road, that rose to meet me

"Principled Republicans might make a stand."