Who's to say that Goofus is really wrong, though? You may question his methods, but you can't question his heart. Maybe he's the anti-hero Gotham needs, not the one it deserves.

It really can. What an utterly miserable disease, one of the cruelest fates that can befall a person. I hope he has plenty of strong family support.

Peel here.

Clearly I need to get more tapioca from the nursing home dining room to jumpstart my memory. Damn you, dementia!

At least Krang will be there to start the portal, so you don't have to dirty your hands while teleporting to and from the Terrordrome.

Worse still, how do I know all of you aren't robots? I can't see your avatars!

Don't forget "covered with goo"

Goddammit. I thought I was posting on the Kesha story. Damn you, new commenting system!!!

Next up for subpoena: Carbon atoms that previously were incorporated into Kesha's body.

What about the creepy moon emoji that looks like a racist 19th century blackface icon?

MDC's "Corporate Deathburger" seems appropriate here.

It's ironic, given that the name Mac Tonight explicitly references the song's origins as "Mack the Knife", a.k.a., "Mackie Messer" from Kurt Weill's Threepenny Opera. In other words, he's singing a song written by a Jewish composer.

"Middle school dorks who've watched too much Monty Python"

One word to describe the comments section: "Unfuckable".

Exactly. I grew up 5 minutes from Walden Pond and had to hear about Thoreau all the time, and let me tell you - he was totally full of shit. The pond is also really small and crowded with tourists.

You probably the type to try to eat a bunch of grapes with one huge bite, like you're just ripping them off in a single jaw thrust like an animal, shearing some of the grapes in half, instead of picking them off one at a time and popping them in your mouth, you goddamned monster

Okay, important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

We can only hope that art direction of Deadpool and Cable's adventures will be handled by Rob Liefeld.

Le Corbusier? More like Le BOREbusier!

I just played through Dragon Warrior again for shits and giggles. Jesus titty fucking Christ, I had forgotten how agonizingly slow the leveling and grinding was!