This just made me think for an uncomfortably long time about Wolverine's dick, adamantium, and his legendary…uh…"recovery" powers.

A totally valid program to get girls interested in jobs in the coal and petrochemical industries!

He iced that guy. To cone a phrase.

Spicy pickled okra is also pretty amazing as a burger topping.

Funny, I always remembered Foghorn Leghorn saying "sharp as a sack o' wet mice", which seemed devilishly gruesome at the time.

What About Xenu?

Actually, he cosplays as Jack Spicer from Shaolin Showdown.

Monostatos and his minions will dance now.

Have been in Vegas this weekend for a conference. It's my once-every-5-years Vegas jaunt, though it always weirds me out. Modestly fun place to watch the Oscars, though. People's minds were fucking blown at the end.

Ernst and Young has to be giddy with excitement this morning.

Thank god for the grace and composure Jordan Horowitz showed. He took charge of that situation and made it much more palatable.

It…hurts when I urinate. I think ol' Swaggart done give me the clap.

Gotta do it in a jar with a crucifix, dude. Rookie mistake.

And you won't be allowed back inside Tantagel Castle. You'll have to see that wizard in Brecconary.

At the time, Episodes 2 and 3 were felt to be pretty on-the-nose indictments of the Bush administration's rush to war and revocation of civil liberties. Amidala's comment about the death of liberty was as true then as it is now.

Yes, I am discovering a new definition of pain as I am slowly digested in the Sarlacc pit that is America, 2017.

I will never understand the segment of the population that gets worked up about who is peeing in close proximity to them. It feels like a holdover from the Victorian era or something.

I find it even more disturbing that you have an abandoned conference center behind your house. Is it haunted by the spirits of Technical Writers Con 82?

It's tough dude, but it's life.

Right? Where's the benefit for Ursula trading for that smoker's rasp?