Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat

I think I hate Ted Koppel!

Wait, now I'm confused. I always thought M. Bison was supposed to be Mike Tyson, but they reversed the name with Balrog (for obvious reasons) in the US. Why would the final villain be Vega? That's a Spanish name, so it would make more sense for the Spanish guy to have it.

I ordered a Code Red!

I can't fuck this guy either!

Hopefully he'll bring his Bane action figure and assure us that he has love to give.

Fast and the Aqu10us

Sporty, comfortable, and for the low, low price of $39.99!

"What's that? Th-that's Hillary Clinton's music! Dear God, she's hammering him with unsecured messages! And here comes the finisher, the Benghatcha!"

Outback is in the same Stratum of Failure as Sizzler and Black Angus.

It must be nice having a job and being able to openly flout the guiding principles and conventions of that job without repercussions.

I dunno. I once found my grandfather's book of Victorian-era erotic stories (I swear I am not making this up), and it was extremely…confusing.

Key Largo?

I'm glad you avoided unnecessary negativity in your comment.

He's Joel Schumacher's interpretation of Bane.

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No wings are worth the Times Square Applebee's ambience. And for me, the weirdest thing are the tights they wear — they're designed to look nude, but really just make the servers look like they have android legs.

Rocky.

Ooh, sorry. The "After" answer we were looking for was "Yahoo! Sports."

Figuratively, at least.