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- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Interrupting anal sex
- Interrupting anal sex w —

Apparently, Cookie Monster got drunk and hacked IV's account. But only to fuck with the last paragraph.

Hu was responsible?

Yul Brinner couldn't be reached for comment.

Kasuto.
Strange. . .

IN SOVIET RUSSIA "SHERLOCK" EPISODE LEAKS YOU

Coke gives me a heart attack-ACK ACK ACK ACK

My dad was an anesthesiologist as well. It's an incredibly stressful job, and in fact the exact opposite of what he said about having to stress about someone dying on you. That is literally your entire job, making sure that you keep someone from dying during surgery.

I hear that Kricfalusi might be pushing back Ren & Stimpy.

I think that's very funny! A fly, marrying a bumblebee!

Meh. Some ramshackle safety school in Connecticut — no wonder their standards are so low.

But if it was a shewolf, it would become a womanateewolf.

I've never fully understood the harsh criticisms for Arli$$. Was it a great or even good show? Not really. Was it as hellaciously bad as Bill Simmons would have us believe? Not really. It seemed dopey and harmless, like a lot of mid-90's HBO fare.

That was my first thought: нащать!

I think the issue is that video game movies are being made using the wrong properties. While Assassin's Creed, Resident Evil, and other action platformers/FPS games may have the name recognition, they lack solid story lines.

"Hey everyone! NASA just saved a bundle by subcontracting all rocket launches out to I Wonder What This Button Does, Inc.!"

Rogue 2: I Found Them

God dammit, Carrie Fisher just died. This was one of the only new articles out there to comment on it, but I'm sure there will be a Newswire article soon.

The main E.T. theme is also directly ripped off from the cello solo in the last movement of Dvorak's "Dumky" Piano Trio. I'm surprised this doesn't come up more often.