I dunno, at this point, I think I would take FrankenGeorge over the current alternative.

Excellent headline - I hope it felt as satisfying to write as it was to read.

Select was only if you were going to play Contra with 2 players. Otherwise, it's typically written without the Select (cf. Wreck-It Ralph).

What if the bottom half were a mermaid? What if the top half were a fish?

I'll take "Grasping at Straws" for $800, Alex.

If she hasn't already said it, I call dibs on "Garbage in, garbage out"

The highest point in the entire state is 900 feet, but most of it is 20 feet or less in elevation.

There was a lot of backstory that was hinted at but not revealed, and I think even a couple more minutes of screen time could have made a big difference in the plot. Cassian talks about what he's sacrificed, having lost everything, being in the Rebellion since he was 6, but we don't get any specifics or know much else…

K2SO was such a revelation - a serious upgrade to C3PO's whining and overall uselessness. My theater was legitimately bummed out when he sacrificed himself.

*pushes glasses back down* Actually, we know that the chase scene is taking place in Los Angeles, which is at 34 degrees north. Therefore, the earth is rotating at 1040 x cos(34 deg) = 862.2 mph for the participants in this chase.

Just came to post that Teti looks especially fetching with that beer and cheesy grin on his face.

Perhaps, although I doubt we can comprehend the amount of electronic ink that will be spilled when Dylan dies.

Forgetful Jones.

Wtf is starz lol

Eva Amurri
Abigail Breslin
Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The introduction of that character was the purest manifestation I've ever seen of rewrite/don't-give-a-fuck in a widely released film. I remember thinking, "Didn't we just finally finish all the clunky exposition with shitty on-screen text and 90-second blurbs on each character? Why does Katana get a half-assed…

What about listening to FLACs? I realize those are an unfortunate four letters to start a word with around Dik…

No no, he's doing sign language for the letter E!

General Gau could not be reached for comment.

We still have Dick van Dyke!