Do you sing from the diaphragm a lot?

Jane Eyre

This is the one who turned all those double plays with Evers and Chance!

At first I thought that the reflection on SuperCage's hair was a bald spot, and the thought of Superman with Cage's Raising Arizona-era stringy mullet just made me so happy.

And Poland.

There was that secret Nazi forest years ago - the one that had deciduous trees planted in a swastika shape surrounded by evergreens. And then there's secret Nazi gold, looted artwork, tunnels, etc. Pretty much any Nicolas Cage movie at this point is even odds to have secret Nazi something.

I agree. I think there's something unsettling about delighting in "torturing" an inanimate object that is specifically designed to display lifelike behavior, then laughing when the results of your actions ("crying", black goo issuing from the eyes and mouth) are things we would be horrified to see in an actual live…

But it says "white rice" right there on the front!

#lemongoop

Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima

He can take her out with the Wave Beam, but only after he's defeated Kraid and has at least 5 energy tanks.

I thought he was just a box of rice?

In this analogy, America has just had its right hand cut off and is about to voluntarily commit suicide by jumping.

When he comes over for Passover, though, he says Cowababka.

What we need is a Kickstarter-funded professional re-enactment of the great AV Club Law and Order episode that arose, fully formed, from the comments of a random Sam Waterston Newswire article in 2011.

For sure, there are plenty of non-opiate pain relievers. The problem is that some kinds of pain (abdominal, bone) are so severe that nothing else helps. I understand we have a narcotic abuse epidemic, but there are also people with serious medical problems who suffer terribly when they can't get what they're…

Because these all have legitimate medical purposes. Lots of people use alprazolam (Xanax) safely, and fentanyl and hydrocodone are important pain relief drugs that lots of cancer patients need.

He's the one who'll make you feel allll dead.

For me, nothing will ever top his original, yet loving rendition of this sci-fi classic:

Somehow, Inglourious Basterds didn't end up being the Travolta-like comeback vehicle he was hoping for.