Chimpanzee reproductive anatomy must be fascinating!

You eat uni every night? Damn, you must be rich.

If I were approaching this from a "He supports Trump, he must be unhinged!" perspective, I'd agree with you. However, I've been saying for years that I think Kanye is mentally ill. It's not his political ranting, it's his complete dissociation from reality and bizarre, increasingly capricious behavior. Canceling…

I had thought it was going to be Lonely Island's John Waters/Nicki Minaj mashup and got disproportionately excited. But this is cool, too.

I watched this a few times when they first started televising it — they could honestly condense it down to 5 minutes. As awe-inspiring as some of the launches are, how many times can you really see the same thing? And how many words can Tory Belleci actually utter about the same subject?

Yeah, I'll second MLA's sentiments. I know many of us enjoy your commentary here and probably share the same feelings of rage and hopelessness. It's not my place to tell you how to grieve, but I can tell you from personal experience that indiscriminately lashing out hasn't helped me one bit. I hope you (and really,…

Three words: Dress Barn Woman

Rodney Dangerfield
Eddie Murphy
George Carlin
Richard Pryor

From a typographical standpoint, I applaud the use of Chinese characters in the periphery of the speech balloon to indicate the language being spoken.

It's tit, it feels great.

I don't think so.

Gweondoline Christie would be more interesting.

The Monkees' "Zilch" was only 2 years later and gave us the great sample for "Mista Dobalina".

Bill Buckner!

My favorite has always been "Manos: The Hands of Fate was filmed on location in a vacant lot!"

Long live the new flesh.

Poignantly devastating. Well done, SNL. It's dusty in here…

Time to beat the shit out of some potion-stealing elves with my big goddamned axe.

In fairness, though - Born in the USA is not Bruce's best song.

I'm going to give the same response to this video as I did on Facebook: