Featuring that sweet Laurel Canyon bacon?

Agreed, though I've never been a fan of Negroni alternatives with sweeter spirits, such as a Boulevardier, which uses bourbon. Something smoky like mezcal, however, works terrifically well, and it's now my go-to instead of gin. Cynar can make for an interesting alternative to Campari, and I can see the Amontillado…

Between the Brandy Old Fashioned and the Rum Negroni, I'd say the Supper Club is 2 for 2 in the "Disgusting takes on otherwise highly enjoyable cocktails" department.

Uhh, that's…not how you wear your Depends undergarment, Torgodzilla.

Florida here too. Luckily, I had planned a trip in advance and went to a dry-as-fuck state (New Mexico) for the weekend, so I got to miss out on my roof leaking (twice) from the Hermine remnants. Joy.

Luther and Locke discussed it while riding in a sled.

I guess? Hall and Oates is the only concert I've been to where I've fallen asleep from sheer boredom.

So. Very. Much. Booze.

Contrarian Time…the Star-Spangled Banner is a difficult, inspiring piece of music. It separates us from just about every other nation by asking for a 1.5-octave range and uses a melody from an old English drinking song. Not some boring-ass melody like America the Beautiful.

Gentlemen, rest your sphincters!

Agreed. I certainly don't claim to be a fan of Robin Thicke or even Pharell Williams, but anyone who cares about music should be concerned about the chilling effect this will have on music. If you're an artist for a big label with a team of hundreds of lawyers, can you imagine the excruciating agony of having them go…

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I hope he can now finally tell us if the fires of Hell are glowing, or whether the grizzly Reaper is mowing…

I know, definitely upside-downed me into a frown. :(

I still can't believe more people didn't lose their shit when President Carter turned into Wonder Woman.

Terrance Malick Howard

So sad and unnecessary. RIP, little shoe!

Given the source, if I use that Tiffany line, should I say it's an NWA lyric?

I think the Viking helmet descriptor (as well as the snide comments about monocles, nosegays, and fainting couches) are pretty unfair. Yes, it's an absurd distinction this bozo is making regarding the "fine arts", but why use that as an opportunity to shit all over classical music lovers with tired Wagnerian…

In fairness, my mind was blown by the dazzling brilliance of the Alien franchise rant. But…yes, you're right. Game over, man!