If anime has taught us one thing, it's that eyes should be enormous and take up half of the face. That, plus there should probably be tentacles involved somehow.

With the lack of Stan Lee around here, you're officially my favorite nerdy quasi-gimmick poster. Don't ever change, you magnificent beast.

Except by the end of the hour, every living thing on the boat will actually be part of The Thing. Just the thought of it getting into the open ocean would be enough to make Wilford Brimley go psycho in half the usual time.

Whatever happened to "Fear not, Ranger"? You used to be so cuddly, even though we could never get home to that dag-blasted roller coaster.

I…was merely making a pedantic comment about grammar. But rock on, my man.

I did, and I have to agree with space robot - it's needlessly "academic" writing. The mark of a true intellect is communicating ideas with clarity, not befuddling the reader with asinine, faux-official jargon:

He's not looking in the right places if he's in Florida. We welcome all kinds here. Although in Miami we go to the Publix rather than the Piggly Wiggly, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I know the guy who was her personal trainer for her last tour and getting her prepped for Vegas. My understanding is that she's completely lost her mind to drugs. She's spacey as hell and can barely focus on anything. She's still under the control of her parents because she can't make her own decisions any more, and…

This ain't no peep show!

CAN YOU SMELL THE LIES THE ROCK IS COOKING??

Actually, he's slightly underestimating the amount of swearing. The only real mistake is there isn't a reference to Dunkin' in there.

I came to this discussion specifically to find this link. Thanks for not disappointing!

Oh Bondage is still on my workout playlist, along with the Holiday in Cambodia, Minutemen's Paranoid Chant, The Germs' Communist Eyes, Fear's Bomb the Russians, Stayin' Alive by Anal C*nt, and World War III by the Nuns.

True story: I've actually had to perform a trephine on a patient before, for frontal sinusitis. It's not common, but occasionally there is an actual medical need for them!

And Unicron was Devourer of Worlds in The Transformers: The Movie

Or when World War II showed up in 1936 Berlin to foreshadow itself.

You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

That would certainly have more harmonic interest than this limp rendition. Seriously, just a unison treble line? That's it? I'll take Jimi Hendrix or Stravinsky any day over this.

Internet, Why Can't You Play With Your Toys Without Making a Mess?

Pretty sure that's Katy Perry's head photoshopped onto a…smaller body.