Seriously - get a WGA card and copyright this. I guarantee this would sell.

Now now, you don't just wave it about, willy-nilly. You have to hold it in a controlled, focused way - harnessing your energy and EXPELLING it in a huge rush.

Exactly - Adele doesn't need the exposure from doing the Super Bowl, and her style of singing does not scream stadium rock. So why should she bother to essentially pay to perform?

"Moldy"? "Old"? I'm gonna get something to eat!

"He tampered in God's domain"?

[Accelerating upward scale of noodling notes, punctuated by dramatic, falling sigh]

Exactly. Perhaps a more competent director or screenwriter could have made something of those ideas, but in Lucas' hands, we just got wooden acting and completely asinine dialogue that were in the service of CGI effects.

I thought she changed her name to Caitlyn?

Chocolate ass, Filipino ass, personal preference.

Rise, my friend.

I'm enjoying the cognitive dissonance of your post, written with a user name derived from the most famous line from the most iconically stereotypical Australian movie.

To say nothing of proper spelling. Last time I checked, "disgarded" was not common usage.

Truly, Suicide Squad is this generation's Apocalypse Now, and we all eagerly await the resulting Hearts of Darkness.

Shockingly enough, I noticed a bottle of Old Granddad on the top shelf at a bar recently, along side some fairly high-end stuff. If THAT swill now has a top-shelf imprint, that's how you know the Bourbon craze has gone too far.

Almost as bad as my numbskull friend who made himself a LARGE Manhattan with my bottle of Angel's Envy when there was a huge bottle of Maker's just sitting right there.

I fail to understand why a Texan loser like him is representing the Commonwealth, even if it's for a shit brand like Wild Turkey.

Just you wait, Crow, I'm going to night school, and one day, I'm gonna clean up this town!

[TERRIFYING SPED UP DRIVE ALONG THE OLD EMBARCADERO]

In Soviet Russia, CancerAIDS is added to you!

This is worse than something a 12 year-old would come up with. Just the same three shots of Maaatt Daaamon randomly intercut with the trailer?