Heh.  "America, Fuck Yeah!".  The first time I saw Kid Rock's "I'm A Warrior" Army promo, I thought I was watching a similar satire.  I was giving Mr. Rock far too much credit.

Usually stupid ones.  They make up 99% of the population, and are, unfortunately, impossible to avoid.  Either that, or 19-year olds, to whom "Jaws" may as well be "The Third Man".

Oh yeah, Kunis absolutely turned out to be the hotter one, by any reasonable standards.  The only movie I ever saw her in was "Black Swan", which was an admirable performance: "What? You had some lesbo dyke fantasy about me?  Well, was I any good?"

And the absence of the fucking of Mrs. Brody by Hooper further supports my argument that Brody is meant to turn into a badass: it is very difficult to turn a cuckold into a badass.  Besides, Hooper's cock-offs with Quint were far more entertaining.

He wouldn't have said, "Smile, you son of a…" when he blew up the shark if he hadn't become a total badass.  Case. Closed.

Huh.  I'll enjoy a carne asada burrito while watching the clip from the 1997 MTV awards.  It was so cute how she was optimistic enough to think her pessimism might actually make a difference.  Silly Fiona!

I've pulled my "shank" out of numerous vaginas and had it covered in blood.  Eww.  And Scientology is only contagious if you have a pre-existing condition of being really, really stupid.

I always thought she was the hotter one on "That '70s Show", but that opinion has reversed: it is now officially Ashton Kutcher.

Great party joke about 15 years ago: tuck a dollar bill under your chin and announce, "What am I?" then answer, "Christopher Reeve at a strip club!" 

He also says he wants pussy.  And he would like it for free, thank you.

This may simply be, uhh, "academic", as it were, but I was always under the impression that "Nerdlinger" was his proper name, not a derogatory moniker.

I agree.  Let's roll him up in a carpet, and dump him off a bridge.

It's your MOM, dude!

I remember seeing this in the theater in its initial release, as well as during a midnight movie.  Seeing Brody transform from a feckless bureaucrat into a total badass remains pretty awesome: "Smile you son of a…BOOM!"  Shaw's character was great as well.  "Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women!" remains one of my…

bin Laden was actually our very valuable anti-Soviet tool for years.  I don't presume to understand bin Laden's psychology, but I assume he was playing one superpower against another, and was doing a very good job of it.

Maher also made a rather lateral move.  Even if he was initially compromising (the man needs hooker money, after all), he was ultimately unapologetic, which is admirable.
(Enough commas for you?  I'm more of a semicolon guy, myself; I find them much more inviting to the reader's personal interpretation.  "Is it a…

I would think Phyllis.  In "The Return" episode she said they didn't get along: "He's a strong personality, and I'm a strong personality…"  Kelly drunkenly made out with him in the Christmas episode, so there are no uh, "hard feelings" there.  Kevin's a living, breathing Kool-Aid Man.  How could anyone view The…

I shaved my head for a while (BEFORE it was cool, mind you).  It only works if you have a well-shaped skull.  There are no workouts available to tone your skull, and apparently mine is shaped like a deformed egg.  Fortunately I continue to be blessed by a full, lush head of hair.

Shit, I never noticed the Big Star reference before.  Now I want to kick her in the crotch more than ever.  I'll say to Perry what I've said about many of my friends' bands in the past: "It's good music for people who have never actually heard good music."

Everything's rated B+.  Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in line at the DMV, and/or on hold with an insurance adjuster?