Oh yeah, I agree. I once floated a few ideas among friends about a reality show, but about hideously ugly, stupid people. I was ignorant at the time that anyone can watch hideously ugly, stupid people just by standing in line at the supermarket. Case in point: I was stuck behind some old bastard arguing with the…

Oh Christ…the thought of my mom learning how to 'twerk"? I'm officially more humiliated than when she started taking pole-dancing classes.

I can think of much worse combos than panang curry and a tuna sashimi appetizer…like a burger & fries combo from Olive Garden.

GOD DAMMIT, I'm back as the original Bourbon Renewal. Will you Disqus cocksuckers PLEASE make up your minds??? I really don't want to take the trouble to think up a similarly awesome screen name.

I threw out a ton of my cassettes from '93. So, fuck you, sir.

Such as in virology, the disease is an an integral part of developing the cure/vaccination. If we can look at the film in a positive light, it showed us what needed to be fixed in America. I view Riefenstahl's films in such the same fashion.

They're out there somewhere, my friend. After all, a few "lost" Doctor Who episodes were recently found. Surely some rich magnate has a couple of early Murnau reels stuffed away somewhere!

Don't apologize; I'm so goddam sick of hearing about how amazing Breaking Bad was that I'm ready to amazingly break bad the next person who starts bleating about such. The show's over guys; watch your DVDs and stay quiet. OK?

Agreed. There were so many ways this show could've fucked it all up, but it works with the mythology brilliantly. Keeping Lecter as an unflappable sociopath (yet still the "good guy") stays true to what made the books & films so great. Maybe I misread "Red Dragon", but I never thought of Graham as a guy constantly…

Eh. It's the fleeting nature of art. If anything, it should make you appreciate it all that much more. Rumour has it there's a copy of "Pierrot Lunaire" around that was actually conducted by Shoenberg. Don't see me bitching about not having it, do you?

One of the worst meals I've ever had was when my wife's bumpkin family thought they'd satisfy my experimental palette while they were still able to get mounds of buttered bread. They brought me to an all-you-can-eat "Chinese" buffet (the busser was clearly hispanic…but, at least he was brown, I guess). The sushi…

If the places are Vietnamese, the patties are probably made from deer, frog legs, or squid. Deer (venison) is delightful. Frog legs are actually pretty good too. However, I just don't like the word "squid".

Mangia! Mangia! I make-a you a spaghetti, but you breaka you muther's heart!!!

I'd advise going with a Caesar salad. It's genuinely tasty, good for you, and impossible for the glorified short order hash-slingers at Olive Garden to screw up. As an added bonus, it's a wonderful way to throw a passive aggressive "F-you" at anyone condescending enough to insist on paying (i.e., your boss): "Thank…

The entire "The Evil One" album is amazing. I picked up my copy used about ten years ago, so I'm not sure what the licensing/cost is these days, but it's well worth obtaining just for "The Creature With The Atom Brain." (Yes, you read that correctly).

Oh yeah, he's an amazing songwriter, but he's legitimately crazy. He spent a few years locked up in his apartment playing several radios and TVs at the same time to drown out the voices in his head. He seems to have gotten his shit together in recent years, and puts on great shows. The entire El Rey chanting "I…

"My Awesome Mix Tape #5". I always wonder what was on Rahad's previous four Awesome Mix Tapes.

Watch some of the old KISS interviews…Gene tries to come across as professorial and aloof, but Ace is just a drunk, braying idiot. He still ends up outsmarting Gene. I generally can't stand KISS, but I love Ace.

In all fairness, if they cast Dr. Ruth as Wonder Woman, I will absolutely watch this.

It's the movie that introduced me to Roky Erickson (to which I am eternally grateful…I've seen him in concert three times since), and the scene where they beat the shit out of asshole Ray/Ian almost made me throw up from laughing so hard.