I heard they had to fill in his hair for "Hudson Hawk".  This predated CGI, mind you, so apparently the poor interns had to go frame-by-frame through the film and manually draw in a full head of hair.  What a strutting popinjay.

"Shankers"  I expect 10% in royalties.  My attorney will be contacting you shortly.

A little old lady was murdered late last night.  Any of you have any information on this???

Proposed?  I think I might've actually seen that one.  I remember a scene of Batman being hoisted up out of the ocean to the Bat-Copter with a shark chewing on his leg.  He reached into his bat-utility belt and sprayed the shark with bat-shark repellent.  (I apologize if I misremembered this; the cylinders up here are…

Oh, Affleck will take Batman into a different direction, alright.  Just you wait…

Well swanstep, one must also assume Ballard had the concept of the novel & began writing it well before it's publication.  On that note, if anyone can make film of "Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan", THAT I would see.  (Fun fact: Ballard refused to testify on his publisher's behalf, citing that he had specifically…

So you is becoming a worewilf?  That is completely amazing!

I can find a few flaws in your business model.  If you'd like to discuss them, I can be contacted at www.bourbonrenewal.gov.

Keaton did fine job as Batman, even if he did need molded plastic to enhance his physique.  I love Nicholson, but Ledger's Joker mopped the floor with him.  And Roger Moore was the best Bond— he was the only one who got the joke that Bond was meant to be a pudgy, stodgy guy who was also a complete sociopath.

Shit, can the AV Club writers just give Breaking Bad a handjob already?  I'm sure there's a twenty in it for you, guys…

Sweet.  "High Rise" actually is being filmed.  One of my more terrifying reads.

I must disagree; seeing someone plugging into a USB port into their temple has nowhere near the visceral trauma of seeing someone jamming a VHS tape into their gut.

I can empathize, and can certainly understand personal preferences, but Joel was officially outpaced by John (Cougar) Mellencamp's "Pink Houses" performance on SNL in '83.  (And I am also staring at you blankly regarding the chord structure…can you give me a key, or a note or something?  Anything?)

Film industry— I'm speaking to you as a friend— do NOT go down this road.  You can NOT improve on Videodrome.  You're just setting yourself up for failure.

California's just too easy.  Now Maine that's just too hard.  Billy Joel's "Downeaster Alexa" maybe?  (Yeah, I know, I'd personally prefer "Big Shot" too, but it's fuckin' MAINE)

Too many great scenes to count in this movie.  The Serenity leading The Reivers through the warp, and then watching The Operative finally freak out was awesome; kicks ass on anything Lucas ever did.  All the fight scenes with River Tam were amazing— anybody with any sense knows an 85-pound girl can maybe fight her way…

ME: Shit, how do YOU know I'M not the one writing all these insipid Breaking Bad columns???
ALTER ME: There, now you're starting to make some SENSE!

You are indeed a worthy for, AV Club…

Oh yeah, definitely a stretch for Woods.  He's better suited for the "slimeball lowlife" roles.  I hear he has a pretty big dick, though.

Nelson is rolling over in his—
(Oh wait, I'll re-post this in two weeks)