That's a flagrant mistruth, and an affront to the character of Mr. Waters!  Everyone knows you go to Thailand for oily boys!  (So I've heard)

The Dumb and The Dumber

My dad took me to "Scarface" when I was nine.  I wet the bed every night for a month after.

It's a very fun movie.  Sorry if you were too much of a PUSSY to enjoy it when it came out.  PUSSY!

The Faster & The Furiouser

Jesus, this franchise appears to be death-proof.

Franchise: So, you gonna kill me now, Russell?
Russell:  Nah.  I'm too tired.

Not to make this creepier, but I can't resist:
"No more monkeys jumpin' on the bed…"

"Fire" with "Desire"

That might actually work.  My favorite exchange ever went something like, "Hey Dobbs, let me scout ahead for a while"  "Why, so you can ambush me???"  "Uhh, so maybe I should walk behind then?"  "Why, so you can stab me in the back???  Nobody gets the jump on Fred Dobbs!"
(I am paraphrasing, and I apologize for not…

Well, even seconds of effort points to some severe pathologies.  Severe pathologies are laudable.

The effort someone put into something so stupid is indeed laudable.  I also really enjoyed "Run, Fatboy, Run!"

The most interesting/amusing facet has been the argument that Obama's presidency has CAUSED problems in race relations.  My counterargument has always been, "Yeah, that's because they, uhh, 'knew their place' before Obama".

I agree, the fallout is puzzling to me; this is nothing Jenna Bush wouldn't have done.  If people should be concerned about anything, it's that they're titillated by someone who looks like a little boy with a wig.  Eh, I suppose it keeps Thailand's tourism industry in business.

I saw the whole MTV thing.  He's giving his daughter way too much credit; she didn't do anything Jenna Bush wouldn't have done.  Plus, she has the body of a little boy, which should be the most disturbing element of all.

Another thing what NOT to do: "Videodrome", with Selena Gomez in the Deborah Harry role.  The original remains a perfectly succinct commentary on consumerism.  Thus is the genius of Cronenberg.

Huh.  You wrote exactly what I was going to write.  It appears thatI need to work harder.

Shit dude, don't give them any ideas.  Actually, they don't like "ideas" ("Ideas" are invariably the tools of Socialism, after all).  Give them all the ideas you like.

Benghazi.  Four Americans die every twenty seconds in America (heck, I just caused four myself), but THIS is what they're harping on?

The "Mr. Plow" episode was classic: "Mr. President, I'm going to go give those young people a taste of the REAL world!"