That's how the system's been arranged, dude.  As a Californian, I have little say in the matter.  However, consider that your vote can— effectively— be cancelled by the people you rail against.  Democracy, it works.

Nancy Reagan got banged by Frank Sinatra.  I can credit Ronnie for that. (Watch the Genesis video for "Land of Confusion".  Great song, and fun video, but Nancy is reading the Sinatra biography while lying next to Reagan in the opening scene.  Whoever did that video has my permission to come over and fuck my sister.)

He rode in on the back of HW Bush (who I was not necessarily averse toward, other than his being the villain/hero of that "Simpsons" episode).

A: The poetry book will sell magnificently among lonely, menopausal old cows.  Excellent marketing, sirs.

WHITE MAN IN HAMMERSMITH!!!

To his credit, he was integral in stereotyping the Republicans as the party of smarmy little fuckwads.  For that, I am grateful.

Holy shit, it's a girl!  (Smooths hair, eats an Altoid).

Well they're slicing up eyeballs, at the local disco lounge, and all she wants to do is dance!

Congrats to Bunuel, "Andalusian Dog" was some of the most terrifying 16 minutes of my life.  "The Exterminating Angel" is pretty rad as well.  In spite of its title, it takes a bit more patience.

Joke's on you.  We continue to have molasses, blueberries, and jelly.  Our pancake situation remains sound, thank you.  Eh?

Just lit up with a kid who had no idea what I was talking about when I brought up Isaac Hayes.  I was tempted to smack the bezeejus out of him.  I then recalled my Zen teachings, and gave him a copy of "Escape from New York".

Fuck yeah Rush!  Fuck the Bruins. Eh?

Sir, I will have you know that my family brews far superior maple syrup from our forest property in Maine.  I will happily take the Pepsi Challenge with some Canuck anytime over maple syrup quality.  And your hockey teams suck.

Been there, done that Dude.  They all let you squeeze their boobs, but everything downstairs is like an Arby's roast beef sandwich.  I'm OK with the stab wounds; they demonstrate character.

Given sex, age, and health habits, you would do well to leave your prostate IN this discourse, actually.

By the the Achilles principle, this is theoretically poss-

Canadians have "Mayors"?  Eww/  I always thought you all had a "Consulate" or such.  I shall immediately initiate a draft of a Declaration of War against your ilk as an action against this affront.  Good day, sirs.

Why WOULDN'T I laugh as two naked women battled each other to the death for my amusement?  Sir, I'm afraid your postulate makes no sense.

No.  On the contrary, I would have laughed uproariously.

"Four legs good!  Two legs BEST!"