Regrettably, it predated cell cameras.  However, I do remember it was advertised as a "DUEL Shower Show", which always brings me a chuckle.

I'll test-drive the dusky one on the left.  I'm certain the carpet doesn't match the curtains (assuming there IS a carpet).

This is a very strange story.  However, my best stripper/birthday story involves a "Dual Shower Show".  The girls would undress each other, spray each other with body paint, and then wash one another in a translucent shower, mostly using their tongues.  I have to go get some baby oil now…be back in two minutes.

Pff.  We should revive President Andrew Jackson.  We would be Manifest Destinying all over your bacon-flavored asses.

Oh Christ, when will this shit end???  It's like the polar opposite of The Glenn Beck Program, except it's rated on a scale that completely sucks across the entire spectrum.  I'm going to go watch some downloaded MST3K episodes now.

Strictly "reviewing", sir; I will not lower myself to view a "short", nor anything that compromises itself to be bisected into a "two-part" feature.

Got one.  However, my voice is generally too deep for it to be practical, and transposing leads to a new (and more complex) set of problems.  I'll continue to force my third & fourth fingers into that tricky Bm chord pattern.

Micah (aka "Mee-kah") zooming in on his teenaged niece's boobs in that "Paranormal Activity" sequel always makes me chuckle.  They were very, very good at making him into a total douchebag.

These guys suck ass, and not in the good way.  Jack FM fodder, at best.

Really?  I had some really good poutine in Toronto once.  Of course, I've also had really good poutine in San Diego.  Perhaps I should rethink this argument…

Oh yeah, they're also quick to remind you that they burned down our White House twice (even though they were technically British at the time).

Loonies.  Hope you visited that tower while you were at it.  If Canadians can take pride in anything, it's in that they built the tallest free-standing structure in the Western hemisphere,  Clap clap clap,

Well shit dude, how do you top "Suffragette City" or "Heros"???  Bowie remains the only member of the Old Guard who continues to be interesting.  As well as Roky Erickson.

The Iggy Pop version has its merits.  I remember reading an interview with Pop when he was describing his bottoming-out heroin days: "You'd have to listen to the birds outside to know whether it was 7AM, or 7PM when you woke up".  Makes "China Girl" a little more real, doesn't it?

"Scary Monsters…" is one of the most interesting albums I've ever heard.  One of my most entertaining evenings in recent memory was the DJ blasting "It's No Game" while I ate shrimp tacos and sipped Milagro.

I'll be spending the next few days rocking back & forth while reviewing "The Dark Knight Returns" and repeating, "This is not happening.  This is NOT happening…"

I dare say it was the exact moment DeNiro checked himself out of the awesomeness of Taxi Driver or Mean Streets, and started preparing for "Meet The Fockers".  Don't get me wrong: great film, and Lewis's performance blew away all expectations.  However, it does benchmark a long, continuing decline for Bob.

Well, unfortunately he now only eats guitars, which have little to no nutritional value.  He has been in a medically-induced coma since 1982.  Prognoses are negative.

So which one of us you wanna take you out back and bang you?

I got something for you to Holden to!