Wait, Holden was crazy all along???  My mind is blown.

Heh.  Malcolm…so unapologetically sleazy & exploitative.  Awesome.

You're joking, correct?  Most of the entire Beatles catalogue sucks ass (and not in the good way, either).  "Revolution" was pretty good, as it was Lennon just being an a-hole and flipping off both conservatives, as well as the hippies who worship him.

Ahh yes, Soledad Miranda…my perfect type: curvy, ethnic, and female.  I think I need to go get my bottle of baby oil now.  I shall return in two minutes.  Gentlemen.

Right you all are.  My transition to advanced dementia appears to be going far more smoothly than I anticipated.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go pee myself.

"Mid-Afternoonmares Come After Lunch".  It actually has potential.

One of my heartiest chuckles was over a commentary that described a 'mats song with, "Tommy's solo burns like a urinary tract infection".

"Women of Cell Block 9" remains one of my most guilty of pleasures.  However, Franco did turn out a few quality pieces of cinema.  "Vampyros Lesbos" is actually beautifully shot.  "Female Vampire" is good as well.  I will be forever grateful to Jess Franco for introducing Lina Romay and Soledad Miranda into my…

Jason Statham is perfect for the role of the giant ape!  cruelcumber, if you aren't already a casting director, I would seriously consider it as a career option.

As long as he includes the part about the giant ape battling Navy fighter planes, I'll be satisfied.

From what I hear, Lennon was an insufferable prick.

People really need to get up to speed as to what is worthy of "hate".  This is worthy of "indifference" at best.  I can certainly understand why his show was canceled.

Wow.  Didn't see that coming.  Who's next, Denise Richards?

He, Murray, and pre-suck Chevy Chase were like the holy trinity in "Caddyshack".

"Ooh!  I shoulda yelled two!"  Goddam I miss that man.  He and Leslie Nielsen are the two people I hope to meet in Heaven (and/or Purgatory).

Dangerfield's dismissal of his brutal insults via, "Hey, you're OK!" has crept into my regular vernacular.  Probably the reason my job interviews regularly fail…

Shit, writers.  Why don't you just start stomping on puppies???

For the record, I would like Roger Moore to play me.  You all may go now.

The Cars' "Moving In Stereo".  Yeah, you know what I mean.

Scheider gets a lifetime pass for Jaws and Sorcerer, so I'm cool with Blue Thunder as well.  Thank you, sirs.