At the risk of becoming too politically vocal on a website devoted to movies and video games, my biggest complaint against critics of the Obama administration is their claim that Obama has inflamed race relations.  My response has always been that yeah, before Obama, "they" knew their place.  One of "them" being the…

"I had a little kitty-cat once…"

The show sucks, but I have to admit that dykes are a freaking blast to party with.  They are easily the most self-destructive demographic, and thus the most fun.  Factor in the various social/cultural stigmas, and you're potentially hanging out with someone who has flipped off the world on several levels.  I plan on…

I've got you all beat: My wife once asked for some stupid "Friends" DVDs as a birthday gift.  I calmly informed her that there's an episode of Friends airing in syndication at virtually any point in the day, and that our money could be much better spent elsewhere.  She ended up getting hooked on pills and moving back…

Pam Grier starring with Brad Pitt?  That sounds pretty rad!  Oh, wait…

Agreed on all counts.  She played Rayette so brilliantly stupid & needy.  Watching her in that movie makes me want to run to the wilds of Alaska as well, away from all women.  RIP

It ain't no wang-dang doodle, that's for sure.

Yeah, having trouble with the iambic pentameter towards the end there.  Still, the lyrics are indeed inspired.

Don't like it? Move to Russia!

Just crack open the odometer, and roll it back to 1986.

"think Will Forte doing a Michael Stuhlbarg impression"

Annette Haven does it for me.  She was in the first lesbian scene I ever watched (it was with Desiree Cousteau in "Deep Rub").  I was all, "Wait, two girls???  What???  Ohhhhh."

Hovercrafts

There was a very good cover done by '80s all-female rock band Girlschool.

Nah, gotta be Lombardo.  He's all, "I have a backwards baseball cap.  I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass on the double-bass drums.  And I'm aaallll outta bubblegum."

No Dogs Allowwwwed!

Tough to improve on "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka".  It's like the Wayans' version of "Airplane", before they themselves went the way of Zucker.  Flyguy's "Bitch betta have my money…" soliloquy alone is worth the cost of rental.

Sean Young?  I'll tell you about Sean Young.  She had a really, really sweet ass in Blade Runner.

Right you are on both counts.  Thank you sir!

I do have to have to agree with you here…Slayer without Lombardo is a shadow of its former greatness.  I'll correct myself: Everything you love will soon start to suck, including Slayer.  Have a great day, kids!