Holy crap, if Tara Reid isn't legitimately that dumb, she's a much, much better actress than I gave her credit for.  It's like she's channeling "Five Easy Pieces"-era Karen Black.  Bravo, Tara.

I recently discussed a related story with my buddy: "Once the football players started blasting 'Enter Sandman' out of their pickup trucks, Slayer immediately became my new favorite band".  The moral: Everything you love will soon start to suck, except for Slayer.

The old "Live Evil" album they did with Dio was just weird.  I love Dio, but hearing him trying to sing "War Pigs" made me spit my Slurpee all over the dashboard of my '77 Plymouth Volare.  The cover art with all the Sabbath song characters was pretty sweet though.

The plot seems reminiscent of JG Ballard's "High Rise", which someone should write a film version of.  That's one novel that WILL galvanize your disgust for humanity.

I don't know about that.  I saw this as a kid and it disturbed the holy living shit out of me.  I just got around to watching it again.  Through older eyes, it is a great story.  But no, it's not built for kids.

The Elizabeth Shue shower from "Leaving Las Vegas" is a more appropriate analogy: crying, rocking back & forth, bleeding from your rectum.  Watching this movie looks the equivalent of getting ass-raped for two hours.

Oh, 'lizabeth!  It's the big one!  I'm a gonna regenerate!!!

Dwight is easily one of my favorite things about TV in the past ten years.  "I once shot a werewolf, but when I found it's body, it had already turned back into a dog."

Nope.  Can't excited about this.  There were rumors floating around for a while about Gibson doing another Mad Max film.  Now THAT puts the ram in my rod!

Fun fact: Jim Henson based his "Animal" Muppet on Keith Moon.  Compare the eyebrows, and the old clips of Moon out of his mind on whiskey & horse tranquilizers.

Too bad.  Those fills on "War Pigs" and "Into the Void" were Keith Moon caliber.  Unfortunately, we get old…it'll happen to you too, kids.

No more Iron Curtain…we gotta have SOMETHING to do, dude.

I do have to admit that psycho Batman beating the snot out of right-wing tool Superman always brings a smile to my face.  Thanks Frank Miller!

"Saving Private Ryan" was despicable in its depiction of German soldiers (they weren't evil; they were just following orders, just as any of us would do).  He made them into caricatures straight out of a penny-dreadful.  They may as well have been twisting their moustaches while tying a Jew to railroad tracks.

Pardon me for rep"eating" myself (to quote Beavis, et al), but the Pimpbot 5000 sketches were some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.  "INTRODUCE ME TO DAISY FUENTES!!!  SHE WILL MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO MY STABLE OF HO'S!!!  NOW I CUT YOU, WHITEBREAD!!!"

Well, it's really the only amusing, low-cost activity available to humanity.  Procreation, after all, just brings more goods-devouring, low-productivity consumers into the world.  In fact, I'd propose that it's inhumane NOT to mass-murder.  Prove me wrong folks.

…and now it's fucking Bradley Cooper representing us???  Good Lord, I can't die soon enough.

Oh fuck, we're into the whole "American…" thing again?  American Beauty, American Psycho, American Outlaw.  Yeah, we understand that our country carries a set of psychoses unique to our culture. Thanks.

The role essentially called for the actor to stumble around looking confused.  Mr. Fox handled it masterfully.

It's right up there with Poe's use of the word "tintinnabulation".  Who the fuck uses that word in a fucking poem?  Poe was one crazy bastard.