"All Star" defines an era of me trying to get laid at bad frat parties.

B Hootie or B gone.

Well shit, when you're competing against "Halloween" and "They Live" for 1st tier, even 2nd tier is pretty good.  But for my money, Adrienne Barbeau's tits have never been used more effectively than when she was cradling the revolver between them in "Escape from NY".  Excellent camera work from Carpenter.

Seems somewhat analogous to my friend's band:  They're pretty good, but only if you've never actually heard good music.

This just the sort of crap I had to sit through when I worked with disabled adults.  We all wanted to see "Fight Club", but their uptight parents would've gone apeshit.  So I ended up having to sit through "Baby Geniuses".  Twice.

Smash Lampjaw!  Big McLargehuge!  Thick McRunfast!

I can't remember if my first jerk-off was over Jennifer Jason Leigh or Phoebe Cates from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".  I'd like to believe it was Cates, since JJL's scenes were essentially all date-rapes.

Insurance is cool.

Animated Uhura has officially replaced Agent Erin Esurance as my official jerk-off animated girl.

Holy shit, this shit is getting weird.

Knew some guys who were into bicycling.  I'd tell them over drinks, "You know the top competitor in your sport only has one ball, right?"  I was into muay thai at the time.

Why do people keep "Hating" things that are essentially beneath contempt to begin with?  It just serves to devalue my own Hate currency.

I was hoping for the inevitable Reeves/Miike pairing, then dusting off that Seventh Seal.

Seeing Mia Sara naked falls far short of "incredible".  It's more like "Tuesday afternoon".

James Gang Walsh pretty much overshadows everything else, even The Warriors soundtrack.

JackFM pablum.  Although I will grudgingly admit that some of Henley's solo material rocks shit pretty hard ("All She Wants To Do Is Dance" springs to mind).

Can I "dislike" this?

Ugh.  Just skip directly to Bowie.  You'll eventually be thankful.

Not passing any judgment, but I feel your time would be much better spent listening to Bowie, The Stooges, or Jones-era Rolling Stones

Unless JackFM has been lying to me, the Red Hot Chili Peppers have been the pinnacle of pop music for the past 15 years…?