Red Hot Chili Peppers argument.  Dismissed.

…and people like REM why?

Take a guess.

I had plenty of jerk-offs over Neve Campbell back in the "Party…" days.  The Wild Things pool scene practically made my head explode.

III is my personal favorite.  II & IV get too close to butt-rock for my tastes, and Physical Graffiti is basically scattershot— throw enough songs out there and you're bound to get a Kashmir or Down By The Seaside.

It was Mozart's favorite instrument.

Hausu had better make an appearance here.

The entire Beatles' discography.  How in God's name could anyone enjoy that muzak pablum when The Stones and The Who were making the greatest rock & roll ever?

Hating a Black Eyed Peas song?  What a daring position.  I just may subscribe to this gentleman's newsletter.

FYI, you can digitally reproduce corn syrup much more cheaply than actually using corn syrup.

It all makes me even more ashamed of my score on the LSAT.  I'll be jumping off a cliff if anyone needs me.

It's how I describe most pop music: "Barney's 'I Love You, You Love Me' is also a very catchy song, but that doesn't make it GOOD".  One could apply the exact same reasoning to Bruno Mars.

I personally prefer Dangerfield's style of being an asshole/comedian.  He would've really done a number on some stuffy, ivy-league dean Dr. Metropolis: "Heyyy, Dean, the Little Dean's missin' his mortarboard down there!  Oh, sorry buddy, I didn't THINK they made 'em that small anyway.  Heeyyy, you're alright, pal!!!"

Sharkin' 2: Electric Sharkaloo

BRING OUT THE RAPPIN' GRANNY!

I generally ask for a rusty trombone.  It's more expensive, but hey, you get what you pay for.

I had a feeling such a comment was coming (or, "cumming", as it were).  Please insert a comment about your mom for me here…I'm gonna go smoke.

I agree.  It's a very disorienting film, but in a good way.  Like the best Scorsese, it has a lot of fun with what a hellhole NYC was before Giuliani threw a coat of whitewash over it.  But "Taxi Driver" remains my personal favorite.  Ever since I first watched that film, I've assumed that every bland, innocuous…

Consult the Angry Video Game Nerd for a much more objective examination of the Power Glove; it wasn't as cool as you think.  Now, "House of The Dead" on a Sega Saturn with a light-gun in each hand, John Woo-style?  That was even better than losing my virginity.

It looks like more of a Shit Sandwich.