"(Don't Fear) The Raper".  It's too stupid to be legitimately offensive, but just clever enough to be funny!

I am WAY on board with the Reifenstahl thing.  Can it cover those great Nazsploitation films as well?  "Love Camp 7" never fails to cheer me up.

I was at least hoping to get to type "Tiny Cancer" a few replies down, but you guys are no fun.  I'm taking my ball and going home.  Jerks.

Seriously, no "Tiny Dancer"???  If anyone knows about sperm, after all, it's Elton John.

He inflates his neck-fat to attract mates.

"The Godfather: Part 2".  Uhh, what movie are YOU talking about?

Yeah it's an awful song, but I find it's more worthy of "indifference" than "hate".  I mean, if you hate it that much, all you really need to do is switch the station away from JackFM…or stay out of elevators.

Wait…so Lobsters only turn red AFTER they're cooked???  (Somebody around here will be VERY interested in this clue!!!)

Mine is for bacon.  Jesus, you guys have some problems.

Unless they want to make the CGI look like Yonkers…I'd throw $12 at that.

I believe I speak for most of us here: "(Ahem), Fuck off, dickwads.  I've got Romero & Savini, thanks!"

Hey, he got Pacino and DeNiro to be in the same goddam scene in this movie, so shut the f-up dickw—

The last thing I saw Nielsen in was a terrible, G-rated 3-D piece I took my grandparents to at SeaWorld.  Dangerfield played a bit role as well, which slightly mitigated the whole affair.  Still, not a great way to remember the dude who assaulted a chick with a concrete dildo.

Change?  Change…?

I've said it before:  Latinas are hot, until you get stabbed by one.  Be careful out there kids.

Shit, ever since I made HR make a rule about quoting Foghorn Leghorn at work, that's the single most awesome bit ever.

Drebbin:"Check the supplies closet!"
Group of Japanese Guys in Supplies Closet:  "SUPPLIES!!!!"

Speaking from personal experience: the maid service I use consistently sends Latinas, the masseuse I use is a Vietnamese woman, the guy who collects my empties from the dumpster is black, and my golf buddies are white men.  Yup, stereotypes are there for a reason.

Holy shit, you're just trying to piss me off now, aren't you???  Awful songs about the most awful superhero in history???  Jesus, why don't you just come to my home, kick me in the crotch, drop a pamphlet, then leave?

You should be engineering audio.