Aw, it's not THAT bad.  Although I would question the structural soundness of both the Bentley and Rhona Mitra regarding the "Crashing Through The Bus" scene.

Can we do "Doomsday" at some point?  The cannibalistic savagery was awful enough when implied in "Road Warrior" and "Escape from New York", but man, the cannibal scene in Doomsday was just terrifying: "Rare, Medium, Well-Done"? Yikes. The FYC song playing at the feast was also hilarious/terrifying.

I dunno, but It's called "Lick My Love-Pump".

April First (or "April Fist", as it were?) is over, dude.

A hateful, menopausal old bag…the very reason I quit my last job.

The Stones' "Gimme Shelter" or The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again", because they're the best f-ing rock & roll songs ever.  Or Jimmy Cliff's "The Harder They Come", because I'd rather be a free man in my grave than be somebody's puppet or slave.

Yeah this one exceeded my expectations.  Graham getting progressively sweatier and more jittery is a nice touch.  I initially was annoyed by Lecter/Mikkelsen's tricky accent, but I've found that by turning up the volume (or by getting closer to the screen), it actually enhanced the show.  The lung-extracted angels…

Nice tip o' the hat to Roky.  He carried this one out to nearly ten minutes when I saw him a few years back.

Woodley needs to cut back on the makeup.  Remember, honey: Only whores use blush; LADIES pinch.

I agree.  It seems like an odd choice for a remake.  The part where Spinell axes the car was pretty rad, but I just couldn't buy into the idea of a greasy, fat, socially awkward misfit dating a model.

I saw him a few years back at Comic-Con.  He wouldn't say anything about the movie other than he really wasn't involved.  And yes, it was scary how well thought-out his obsession with zombies was.  Otherwise he seemed like a very nice guy.

Tonight, when I watch Patricia Arquette's tits jiggle in that scene from "True Romance", it will be in Gandolfini's honor.

Blast Hardcheese!!!!  That is all.

He tried to out-Witchfinder General Witchfinder General.  He failed.

Guys, let's just do a "Transporter" reboot before one of these Hollywood assholes does it first.

Let's give a round to the people who take things very, very literally!  (Clap, clap, clap).  You're amazing, folks!

I am a creep.  Still doesn't dispute the fact that "Death Proof" sucks ass.  I'll be busy watching "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" now.

Back in 2007, I chose to see this instead of going on a date with a tight young Filipina secretary from work.  "Planet Terror" didn't disappoint, but "Death Proof" was fucking infuriating, and I still don't understand what redeeming elements it has.  Thirty minutes of inane chatter followed by another 30 minutes of…

I could give a shit less about the DeNiro/Pacino scene.  The bank heist in downtown LA was the most awesome shit ever; they were packing M16s, for Pete's sake!  And the last moment that DeNiro maintained God status was when he went back to kill Waingro.  It was like watching an older, smarter (yet still sufficiently…

1968 Clint Eastwood also did that shit to me in 2011.  Get use to it, kids.