Finally.  First time I've had respect for Brian May since "Death on Two Legs".  Now if he could just undo all that Paul Rodgers bullshit.

That mammoth pick slide in "Stranglehold" almost redeems all of Nugent's assholery.  The fact that such a dickwad did something so cool just tears me up inside to no end.

Nugent has had some vomit-worthy moments, i.e. proclaiming that Hendrix wouldn't jam with him onstage because he refused to smoke marijuana (Nugent claims he's never used drugs or alcohol).  No, Nuge, he didn't want to jam with you because of your crappy music.

Nothing left to do but run, run, run.  Let's run! (One of the creepiest songs ever.  Thanks Ray!)

Mama found her taped up on the toilet floor!

People are stupid enough to keep giving them money.  More power to 'em.

Remember that time John Densmore guest starred on "Square Pegs"?

I play cello.  You'll get no sympathy from me, brother.

It sounds just like the stereotypical '90s-style grunge song that plays ironically over the opening credits of that Brady Bunch movie that came out in '94.  They should've just gotten that guy from Alice in Chains to sing.  (Oops.  Too soon?)

Do it the old-fashioned way, Eisley: suck lots of cock.  With a band name like "Eisley", you're halfway there already.

This "Please Kill Me" book sounds interesting.  This compelling review of it will certainly force me to peruse it at my local Barnes & Noble.

Well consarnit!  Fiddlesticks, dagnabbitt!

Didn't Rocky George lose a couple of his fingers, Iommi-style?

This totally should've been the plot to the Britney Spears film "Crossroads".

I don't know how my gay uncle got $1.9 Million, but I'm sure he's thrilled with his purchase.

J.Lo's ass practically defied the laws of physics in that movie.

History hasn't been kind to A Very Brady Movie, for some reason.  Great cast, and actually some clever writing.  The sequel is worthwhile if only for Greg & Marcia's incest.

"BOWLING!" (Shotgun blast) "GET YOUR BOWLING HERE!!!" (Shotgun blast)

Greatest metal album cover of all time was Witchfinder General's "Death Penalty".

Deadly Pudding!!!