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Bathory wants to split your skill with a war-axe;
http://youtu.be/yNU9oQWe7cc

I just keep flashing back to that episode where Doctor #4 (the scarf one, for the kids out there) killed a Dalek by tossing his coat over its head and pushing it over a ledge.  Really, the Time Lords got their asses handed to them by THAT?  In theory, yeah, Daleks are pretty awesome.  But for writers working with a…

Yes, Richards does seem too dumb to be considered "hot" (not that she wouldn't still get the job done, mind you), but Neve Campbell always had a certain "je ne sais quoi" that continues to provide ample masturbation material.  "Mean Girls"-era Lacy Chabert still has a ways to go on Neve as far as my overall personal…

Sorcerer— best use of Roy Scheider ever since/before Jaws.

Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want!

As a kid watching the old-school Doctor Who episodes, I always wondered, "If they don't want their planet conquered by the Daleks, why don't they just install a few sets of stairs???"

Or that Iranian documentary about the girls trying to get into the soccer game.

Paul Ryan did look an awful like one of the flying monkeys.

Jimmy Page doing that awful Kashmir with Puff Daddy-Diddy-diddly-douchedog for that Godzilla movie was the worst idea ever.  It cemented my worship of Robert Plant.

"…assault with a concrete dildo???" is still a line that comes in handy every now & then.

Sorry, it doesn't look like he gave up the shield in favor of a riding crop.  He might still be holding a cup of tea, however.

I think I do, actually.  Oh wait, I deleted it.

Let's get BIZET!!!

I beg to differ on this point.  Once you're browsing the Rite-Aid for hemorrhoid cream, you've acknowledged that the universe has finally crushed your spirit.  Thus, Spin Doctors and/or Red Hot Chili Peppers songs make for the perfect soundtrack for soul-crushing despair.

They're sort of like a B-grade Red Hot Chili Peppers; Their songs aren't necessarily bad, but they're not all that good either, and they are EVERY FUCKING WHERE.  I swear, at any given time, either a Chili Peppers or a Spin Doctors song will be playing on one of my FM radio presets or as background music at the…

Let me preface by stating that Danny Boyle is an amazing filmmaker.  It's so, so comforting to finally see someone with the courage to have a photograph taken without blindlingly-white caps on their teeth.  Good on you, Boyle.

Yeah, holy shit, I never thought Huey could be that awesome.  I'm going to be laughing hysterically about this for the next few days.

Will Roky Erickson be the new Michael?

How much O'Shea is in this article?  A MILE o' O'Shea.