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No kidding, he "reduced his workload" due to freakin' cancer.  Whereas I eliminated my workload by quitting due to my boss being a jerk.

Dude, you really need a good cock-punching for that comment.

Pretty much anything "Judd" or "Seth"-related these days just makes me spend more potential movie ticket money on a fresh pack of Tums.

Hey, Scorcese made Taxi Driver, probably the most awesome movie ever.  And he also made Bringing Out The Dead.  Ewww.  I wonder what sort of IRS problems THAT stinker took care of?

Dude, don't get me wrong, Miike is like a God to me, but he's made a lot of movies that are just painful to sit through.  Like anyone, he's gotta fulfill contracts in order to have the financial freedom to make "Ichi The Killer".

He was sort of like a proto-Takashi Miike.  Huge output, occasional, deliberate brilliance, but lots of total crap.  Vampyros Lesbos and Female Vampire are very good films, but my real guilty pleasure is "The Women of Cellblock 9".  RIP

I don't give a shit, any band that writes a line like "Mama found her taped up on the toilet floor!!!" deserves an infinite pass for awesomeness.

Holy shit, he was actually born 4/20/1889.  (And as an aside, as abhorrent as Hitler's legacy remains, it's still pretty awesome that a guy goes from rotting in a prison cell to ruling one of the world's top superpowers within 11 years.  I'll pour a 40 for that, but not the whole Jew-killing thing…that shit wasn't

WELCOME TO DA EARF, MUTHAFUCKAH!

Steve Stevens deserves several Grammys for "White Wedding".  Nobody has ever done anything cooler with a Bm chord.

"Been Caught Buttering", in spite of (or perhaps because of), Pungent Stench's lack of command of the English language, was one of the most brutal albums ever.  Great Sabbath-worthy riffs, and some A-Plus Napalm Death blast-beats.  If I were to describe listening to it, it would go something like: "Yeah, this is

Well, yeah, Venom was just as awesome as Slayer for a long time in my music assortment.  However, they're more categorized under "NWOBHM" than "thrash".  Voivod sits right next to Wire as "Awesome, but completely unclassefiable".

You need to have some pretty good headphones and a really good EQ to enjoy that album.  "Blackened" is actually a kick-ass song: http://youtu.be/w2IRyXzDOsA

Personally, I also love to stab my victims until they're dead.  A knife to the throat, and a smashing blow to the head are good as well.

Looks like a good week to get back into "Office Space" and "Taxi Driver."  FUCK THE MAN.

Stupid use of a perfectly good Tyvek suit.

Thank you, sir, for providing me yet another reason for not buying the new Vampire Weekend album.

I prefer to call them a bunch of dicks for all their shitty music. Nobody gives a fuck about Saabs but my Mom.

"You can do it your own way, if it's done just how I say".  Probably one of the best lyrics of the '80's, and Hetfield should indeed be proud.  If Slayer weren't so preoccupied with other stuff, they would be proud to write such insanity.

Dude, I know you don't know what I look like, but if you even THINK I'm walking toward you, you'd best cross the fucking street.