Hopefully, they'll write write to his strengths and include a few scenes where the Pope can get in a spittle-flecked rage about abortion, gay marriage, Protestantism, contraception, Penn Jillette and other key issues.

I feel like the lede has been buried here: their pontiff is called Pope Sixth the Sixth?

If you try singing any Toby Keith, you will be burned in a big wicker phallus to please the local ancient gods.

I love this Irish trad one, although I'm not sure if it qualifies as a drinking song - it's more like a lousy TripAdvisor review in song form.

*Squeezes the middle class out of existence*

In a way, getting dumped from the role of the girl who is always getting dumped proves how perfect she would have been for it.

Yeah, the show's attitude towards him seems to have gone from good-natured ribbing to naked contempt at some point in Season 3. He's off on the sidelines complaining about how he's, you know, off on the sidelines. Now, maybe that's because, in his ornery state, giving him more central material made it more difficult…

Or 'up'. It's about a lovelorn UFO pilot.

I don't know Hutu blame for this shameful pun thread.

Your mother threw away all your stuffed animals and never told you.

I came across the famously depressing 'last C&H strip' a few years ago. Not sure who did it, but I still dig it out whenever I need reminding that the universe is a cold, echoing void.

Zero Dark Thirty is a good recent example. We get it, Jessica Chastain has some kind of tumultuous romantic past with Osama Bin Laden that motivates her hunt for him. But you can just imply that - flashbacks like the pavilion conversation and that embarrassing sex scene really over-egged the pudding.

Thank you. You are the Miles Davis of this generation, and that reflects badly on all of us.

I would have enjoyed this more in the form of an Alison Brie GIF, which I presume someone is working on right now. Like jazz and superhero comics, Alison Brie GIFs are one of the truly American art forms.

Cyanide and Happiness did a beautiful MacGyver comic a few years ago: http://www.explosm.net/comi…

What ever happened to him?

That's the most adorable Chelsea Smile I've ever seen. Granted, it's not a high bar to meet, but thank you for sharing.

The clue is in the credits - the show's new executive producer is Michael Bay.

Based on that dead-eyed stare, I'm willing to speculate that Baby Gene will stone-cold murder everyone.

Whip out your subpoena and show her who's served.