Great, another pun thread.

Papa Baldwin isn't hip to the new offensive terms for other races, like 'l********d', d******b-s*****r' and 'b********k'.

“I think I might take some time to do other things in this world.”
He's going on a long yacht voyage. He'll be back on Twitter tomorrow.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus 1. Web 2.0

"Gee, all the savvy internet tastemakers are talking about this Stoker flick. Maybe I should check it out."

Let me work it out. Scary family members, and a reluctance to reveal the sponsor… The AV Club is taking cash from the Westboro Baptist Church, isn't it?

But…but what is it SPONSORED by? Is my Adblock keeping me from some quality commercial content? Should I just run out and buy anything, just to momentarily feel something?

Spoken like a typical goody-goody Aquarius.

Speaking as a Cancer: fuck yeah.

They were trying to wait out this whole 'progress' fad.

Thanks, Lincommie.

Sample dialogue from next season: "Why don't you tell me what's going on, TUSK?"

I wouldn't say a vendetta, but the hype around its release probably set it up for a backlash, especially considering that it turned out to be a fairly average Middle-Aged White Antihero Does Immoral But Entertaining Things…show. (There should be an acronym for that.) I only saw criticism of the contents in this…

I agree with most of this, especially the weirdly obligatory death of Russo, but I found Chapter Eight to be a total mess. It seemed like the writers had the idea that a Serious Quality Drama should have a backstory episode dedicated to character work and revealing stuff about their main character's past, but they…

…(With Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti).

The expression is now: 'I'm so hungry, I could eat a Tesco Beef Lasagne.'

CLAAHCK?

In the scripts, Ace has a new best friend called Jim Perritta, a super-cool guy who gets all the good lines and all the girls and has a helicopter.

I want this show to be framed like How I Met Your Mother, with Anthony Hopkins narrating from some point in the future.

Can this exist in the Mad Men universe, please? Jon Hamm could turn up every couple of episodes in old-man make-up, just to stare at everybody in disgust.