Maya Rudolph gives birth to twins. We focus on their tiny faces: the babies are Will Arnett and Christina Applegate. Cut to: the first scene from the first episode. Cut to black, some moody Philip Glass over the credits.

That does seem to be the pattern. The next great Die Hard will probably start out as something like a biopic of Emmeline Pankhurst.

Don't hate the Game, hate the ad player.

Sparks has a writing credit on the next film in the franchise, Die Hard (Tragically, Of Cancer, Just After Finding True Love).

Damn, your science is tight.

Meanwhile, Mary will be moving on. From the S04E05 episode summary:

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Don't worry. I'm sure her publicist is hard at work trying to get this review removed from the internet.

Alec Baldwin in drag? He's probably got some free time now that he can't pretend to be on the brink of leaving 30 Rock any more.

The climax is a stylishly-shot shootout in a warehouse between Hemsworth and Anonymous, played by Jorge Garcia.

Yeah, you can never tell with those sneaky Nazis will turn up. Hence the success of the Blitzkrieg.

The movie will have a subtle subtext about how Emmanuelle Riva can go fuck herself.

Also, a three-headed foal was born in Doncaster, and Duncan's horses did turn and eat each other. It's bananas!

"And then you crash a motorbike into that meteorite."

He is an almost exact CGI reproduction of Shia LeBeouf, only tweaked slightly to somehow make him even more punchable.

SCENE: The Jedi Academy.

I'm still trying to make 'woenanism' happen.

My warranty says it's good for VUN SOUSAND YEARS, but I think they're exaggerating.

Confusteroused.

The trouble with Nazi clocks is that the swastika-shaped hands make you five minutes early for everything.