Brothers before fallen women, yo.

Speaking as a staunchly traditionalist taxidermist, those damn rogue taxidermists can get stuffed.

I have grint and born enough of your dubious 'facts'.

@avclub-0304234e5dac07d007cf06c22b3f29c4:disqus  Bast one yet. Obviously some Thoth went into it.

This week on Celebrities Without Makeup: Kim Kardashian (right).

We could do this after the French fashion? Their 'K' stands for 'keep as mistress'.

Rein it in, guys.

It will even spark a revival in the struggling clock industry. I've mostly been using my phone to check the time recently, but those clocks look pretty nifty!

X-Men: Red Alert.

…OF CLOCK.

It's about time we had a superhero whose tragic backstory is simply that he's really, really ginger.

*Gives @avclub-f7dafc45da369f8581fdf3bd599075aa:disqus a wedgie, high-fives his bros, later realises that his life peaked in high school.*

Okay, surprisingly not bad. B+. Collect your degree and McDonalds application form at the door.

Settle down! M.O.D.O.K. will be played by Jessica Chastain, just like everyone else.

If I ran an acting school, it would have a final test where students have to deliver Halle Berry's 'frog struck by lightning' line from X-Men in a funny and dramatically compelling way. It would be impossible of course, but, like the Kobayashi Maru Test, character-building.

That picture was taken just seconds before Baby Busey took a swing at the photographer.

Year of Penny (Getting Cancelled)!

When it glitches, you get 'Daisy, Daisy (Remix feat. Dr Dre)' on a loop.

My favourite bit was when Ted Sarandos turned to the camera in the middle of the press conference and soliloquised: "Look at these mouth-breathing imbeciles, running to catch up with the paradigm I just shifted. Dodos, every one of them."

Also joining the cast: America's sweetheart Ellie Kemper! She's a bungling but good-hearted intern whose comic relief hijinks will have everyone repeating her catchphrase: "Gee, this job is murder!"