"Wendy and Friends."

Chev Chelios must wear an increasingly ludicrous series of hats to keep his head warm or it will fall off - this summer, in Crank 3: That Darn Hat!.

One thing I've noticed about Statham is that he always seems vaguely pissed-off and bored at the situations he finds himself in, until he gets the chance to kick someone in the face - then all is right in his world. He seems to enjoy the between-the-fight-scene scenes of his movies about as much as the average…

"I will find you, and I will enchant you."

God, read a book. It's about the IRA's plan to release a weaponised zombie virus back in the '70s.

Crouching Boyfriend, Hidden Ring. We all see what you're doing, man.

Crouching Boyfriend, Hidden Ring. We all see what you're doing, man.

Now where'm Ah gon' buy me a $5,000 figure?

Then Glenn Beck is an enemy of the Revolution, and will be guillotined next Tuesday.

"There are…heads. Severed. And screaming. And then I wake up with an erection."

No, but it will feature lengthy extracts from Robespierre's 1793 speeches.

He is tripping so hard, he thinks The Adjustment Bureau was a good movie.

BECAUSE YOU'RE A MONSTER.

But it will be nowhere near as upsetting as Babe 2.

It will imply that some of them are Bostonians.

And yet Obama wants to take away YOUR right to keep a Gerard Butler in your home. What an ELITIST HYPOCRITE.

That's So Ray.

"You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny?"

And he will later have a traumatic flashback about you during sex, if you know what I mean.

But the Monsters of the Dome of the Rock festival will be going ahead, right?