First 3 yes, second 3 no.  So that's 3 movies to Netflix.

What's happened to Cookie Monster?

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My Man Godfrey has one of the best endings ever, up there with the ending of Some Like It Hot.

A world apart from places like Arizona and Oklahoma—is this a bad thing?  Or a thing desired?

I had pet turkeys once.  They are extremely cool, not at all like people think.

My next-door neighbor ran cock fights for a while—he's a miserable shit, which I know is shocking, shocking—and based on him, the "puppy" was probably a pit bull, and who knows about the chickens. 
My neighbor routinely culled the herd with a 22 and then dumped the dead cocks on the side of the road going into the…

The crucial part was "with your regular user name."

As long as Meals for One exist, you'll never go hungry.

This is extremely sad, but I know a music teacher who got canned for teaching the choir kids O Fortuna from Carmina Burana.  The school board decided it was "inappropriate" for some reason, maybe because it didn't mention the star-spangled banner.

That was the horse racing one, wasn't it?  Based on Good Vibes, a funny book.  The book blurb was something like "a three-time loser's four-star day at the track."

How about the one where he plays twin half-white, half-Indian (the American kind) brothers who are on opposite sides of something or other?  And they have a fight to the death at the end.
My favorite Shatner is Third Rock Big Giant Head Shatner.

He came into the world with nothing, and it sounds like he's going out the same way.  That could be called breaking even.

Doesn't he fail in both respects?  Caan is no Dick Van Dyke when it comes to English accents.

Anyone besides me having trouble logging in with your regular user name?  I can only log in via Facebook, which somehow disgusts me.
At least this comment won't show up under my regular user name.  Small comfort.

Maybe it was craft services.

I remember that it was pretty awful. The monsters looked a bit like stainless steel pacmen.

I used to mix Bacardi 151 and Dr. Pepper. I called it a rum and pepper. Until the alcohol poisoning incident.

In The Man With the Golden Gun, Bond has a fake nipple because he's impersonating an assassin who has an extra nipple. Funny the things you remember.
I saw R&J in a junior-level Shakespeare class in a state u, and the professor warned us about and apologized for the nudity we'd have to sit through. He wasn't a very…

Who's Bret Michaels?