So STEEL MAGNOLIAS is like catnip for women?

The reason people call the lot of you hipster douchebags is because you don't simply dislike something. Every post on this board is a rationalization, sometimes stretching out as far as to call out the director's other work, as to why BOONDOCK sucks. And these rationalizations are written as forceful rants that…

"inept and derivative"

I watched PASSION for an altogether different purpose: I wanted to see a film that completely bucked the English language for dead ones. And that was awesome. Also, it's got great cinematography. I don't care about the moralizing; I was raised in Catholic schools. Years later, I don't have a bad taste in my mouth.…

Is his book purposely incorrect?
Thank You and "Your" Welcome. Seriously?

Vampires, Surfing, Keifer Sutherland's little brother. Lost Boys 2 was a combination of fucking retarded and awesome. Is there a word to describe that?

Thanks, I knew there was something big and shiny out there that I was overlooking.

How does a SciFi fan not like DISTRICT 9? Not being smarmy; I'm genuinely perplexed by the few SciFi fans who haven't liked it … at all.

Yar, the trailer made me good eye water. It's just so friggin' joyous!

Saw it last night …
I disagree with one thing here - you folks don't acknowledge that any movie before WTWTA has ever played the idea of being a kid in a dysfunctional family straight. Fantasy movies in the 80s and early 90s did it all the time. MONSTER SQUAD (always the first movie I think of, ever) has a huge fight…

So, if someone hit your mom with a car, would it take 30 seconds to get some emotion happening? Or eight minutes?

This is where ol' Wes should say, "Why yes sir! I am an asshole!" Laugh. Cut.

Is this based on "Fables?" If so, there's an eerie similarity between Singer and the Jack goes to Hollywood storyline …

Yeah … if Noel graduated in Journalism or with an art degree, how did he NOT have a funny professor? Or does Noel just not have a sense of humor?

I was using the plastic, one-bladers, but they do cut the shit outta my face. I switched the Schick Quattro for that reason and also because 2 billion disposable razors wind up in landfills every year, according to the EPA. They're cheaper than Gillette … by about $4 for the handle/first two razors … and $4 or more…

As far as household items go, I completely agree. I stock shelves at Wally World; in the deodorant aisle, alone, there are about 250 different kinds (no joke). And the prices range from .97 to $12.50 …

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Not working. I should be using my AVClub info., correct?

Ya know how Patton was talking about television going through a revolution now? Well, KFC is throwing the gauntlet down on the fast-food industry.

Zim is awesome.

Wall-E? Righttt.