It is better to admit to knowing nothing than to prattle on and on, pretending. So by coming to this thread, Rev., you're either really bored or curious or both. Bravo on all three counts. Boo to TTTM.

Second that. I just turned 30, but the only Allen I had seen was MATCH POINT and pieces of EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX, and I felt completely incompetent if a conversation ever turned to classics.

Granny said "Kick yo' black ass!"

I bet Perry was fishing for ideas, just like when Bill Gates visited IBM in the early 80s. MADEA GOES TO SPACE coming soon!! YES!!!

You're probably right. I withdraw.

Drummer Dave, stop becoming a stale fragment of the man you were and start watching (for the first time) something that someone hasn't previously approved or that you've already seen before.

Lifetime pass for her breasts bouncing in the rain in DRACULA. Yay, I'm a chauvinist.

He was in prison before he became an actor. Basically, he was and still is, a bad motherfucker.

So, the reality series I saw that had Faustino betting (and winning said bet) that he could get more phone numbers from cute girls with a giant dildo strapped to his head than Nemec could normally … was that the beginning of this horrendous Frankenstein's monster or just the after-birth?

Grades don't matter; you're supposed to pretend that the REAL grade is whatever you wanted it to be the in the first place, or in this case, whatever you anticipated it being!

I had a really weird dream last night.

SCREAMING YELLOW ZONKERS!

Your LFO band is lamer than my LFO band.

Carlos Mencia doesn't get starring roles in films (snuff films not included), does he?

Russell Brand is like Dane Cook, but from across the ocean.

New Kids on the Block had a lotta hits/Chinese food makes me sick

Russell Brand is the embodiment of everything that's stupid in the world. If he were to bind on a cellular level with DATE MOVIE and, umm, Miley Cyrus, it would be like the Antichrist of Stupid come back to Earth to take away everyone's will to live.

After reading some DEADPOOL panels the other day (don't bother asking, because I don't know), I think it is safe to say that the movie will be retarded, or leotarded as Dan Savage would say. I hope the movie brings to the screen all of the THWACKS and FCHOOONS and also lots of stale pop cultural references such as…

I'm right there with ya. We can share needles.

I, too
The AVClub is the only site I trust as a whole for movie reviews and to a lesser extent, music reviews (mostly because I don't listen to a lot of new music these days). The letter grading pissed me off when it came to be, as well, but not enough to stop reading. By saying that you can simply imagine that letter…