LFO-ish
Oh, the 90s. I remember when people couldn't get enough of the lyrical prowess of LFO, or the Lyte Funky Ones as us historical gatekeepers know them as.

Kissing
I like how the husband passes on the virus only through kissing, which then set the precedent for me to believe that his mother - Betty - was a bonafide sex addict, kissing all kinds of dudes and dude-ettes across the United States. They only showed her making out with one other old woman, but I've got an…

Asians
This remake needs them. Perhaps the Asians can play the nano-robots that are swarming out of the TV into people's living rooms and eating their flesh away. Michael Crichton would've agreed; his consciousness, after all, is trapped in a hive of flying nano-robots as we speak, somewhere in Philadelphia.

Awesome. I hope some of your commentary makes it onto the DVD.

How odd …
I remember some people telling me that they'd seen previews for this movie and it was just like a story of mine.

So sad
We bought tickets for the CoC tour stop in Louisville, KY, which awesomely took place right near a slaughterhouse (oh the smell!), and to my great sadness, there was no Bamford at the show. I hope everyone in her family is as hilarious as the impressions make them out to be.

Perhaps, but I'm hoping to bring some light to the darkness that will eat so many firsties in the future! It's not just this post; it's every post.

Cancer/Aids responders to firsties are boors with their formulaic lambasting. How about creatively hating one another?

"Alone in the Dark" star?
Man … everyone knows that Stephen Dorff was at his best in THE GATE! At least give him a BLADE reference.

Gravity's Rainbow is one of those books that I tried to read several times. Maybe it was performance anxiety; maybe it just wasn't as great a book as it was cut out to be - page 70 or so and I was out like a light. I did, however, enjoy Vineland, almost like a longer, more complex version of THE BIG LEBOWSKI.

Ha … yes, as if Oprah now holds the door open to our most precious fiction.

What's scary …
is looking at the sidebar where the grades for previous book reviews sit. You folks either a.) never read a book that isn't stellar or b.) are far too lenient.

Judging from the silk button-up shirts I've seen, kids aren't the ones who are salivating …

Ah, thanks. I haven't seen THE STATE since it originally aired, and those skits sound vaguely familiar. The one about the Slashes more so …

I guess a terrible sci-fi movie is at least more interesting than a terrible "real" movie.

Okay, I give …
What are the "music issues?"

How come you get the shittiest movies to review?
Just wondering …

All'st I'm sayin' boss is that if you're "always third in line," then there's no way to "finish fourth," and how the fuck do you think the fourth fiddler feels? He's asking you politely to stop whining.

Fingers
Why are chocolate bars called "fingers?" And the person who responded that this looks like a tampon is correct. I would hope that every woman reciprocates by putting it in their hoo-hoo.

No worries. This first sucked ass. Oh, and Mos Def's a lot better with numbers; I don't know what all the clapping is for.