Goddamnit!
What the fuck is "ya'll" a contraction of?

Piss up a rope, buddy. No one thinks Ween is country, not even Ween …

The best thing that can happen?

Hrmm. Shining Force?
This game reminds me a lot of good ol' Shining Force. Was SF a ripoff of this, albeit an awesome one?

Buzzkill?
Hmm … does that not happen anymore? I thought the Buzzkill was supposed to catch people before they left work and started getting prepped to pass out in a serial killer's basement, ya know, as a primer for things to come?

I haven't had a chance to see those, but I'd read that most ninja films are really droll and serious in tone. What I like about 9 DEATHS is that it's purposely ridiculous. Sho Kosugi making fun of himself.

You should rent NINE DEATHS OF THE NINJA if you think AMERICAN NINJA is awesomely shitty. It'll change your view of the world.

So many similarities!
Isn't every video store job shitty? My first - Grand Cinema Station - had a religion section where you could rent movies like JESUS CHRIST S'STAR for free! God praise the South. When it was taken over by new management, they added a porn room and also a set of tanning booths. Soon after, I was…

Kirk Cameron has a porn habit? So, that's what that video with the banana was all about.

Who made "Oh God, You Devil!" then? Was it both or some third-world extraplanar deity seeking to satirize the mainstream?

Next year's film could be "Trip." It's about a weird group of people around the world who are permanently altered by LSD, angel dust and DMT. They try to outsmart one another in the midst of a great, multi-conscious delusion, which of course the police are largely unaware of and simply believe that they are destroying…

Yes. The movie doesn't seem like it deserves anything above a "C," based on the review. Thank you, Semanticon.

I'm still miffed about the "B." Nowhere in that review did I see why this should be one letter grade beneath an "A," which seems to be reserved for only the best of the best of the best around here.

Ha. It's funny to see what people assume based on one posting. For starters, the $7 fleece I'm wearing came from Wal-Mart, because I love cheap shit. But if you're trying to state that hogshead cheese lovers and people who down cases of Busch beer aren't the vast majority of people in Wal-Marts these days, then you're…

GNR's audience …
Like most old hard rock outfits, GNR should've realized that their main audience shops at fucking Wal-Mart, just like AC/DCs. I think it's funny that people decried AC/DC's choice, both before and after the release, but they were smart. For one, Wal-Mart put up tons of advertising in the store, along…

Uwe Boll Christmas
Who else wants to see this special? C'mon!

Red Box
Where are you?!

ALSO … can the AVClub please post something that pisses on Pitchfork? In reference to FutureSex, the following bullshit was composed:

No, shit. FutureSex/LoveSounds is awesome. Also, is the nod Speakerboxx/TheLoveBelow intentional?

Couldn't agree more. Pink Floyd bores the shit out of me.