HAYDEN'S RATTAIL REVEALED!
I don't remember where this information came from, as it all seems part of a collective soup to me now, but Lucas wanted the prequels to match the original trilogy and purposely had his costume designers and makeup artists emulate the styles (and hairstyles) that were used in original film.…

Or "Evan Almighty?"

Yeah … I would think you could replace "Smokin' Aces" (which I liked so I'm biased) with I Know Who Killed Me.

I have never heard that, but I hope it's true! That said, in my late night attempts to become happily aroused, I would watch the Girls Gone Wild commercials that would last for like 10 minutes. In those, it always seemed like this guy was a total jackass. His friend (who may have been the one Banmar says was…

Rescue Dawn too silly?
While I liked the film well enough (not enough to warrant top 20 or 30 even), my roommate didn't like it in the least. The one thing that immediately bothered him was that he felt like there was no danger in the POW camp (thus no tension), and that much of the film felt like a circus run by…

Okay. I have my 3 movies. Louisville's too stupid to have a tram, but I can leave these on buses for homeless crackheads to pick up.

That's an awesome idea. We should start a national trend. Leaving shitty movies in public places for people to pick them up, and have them leave shitty movies for others. It'll be magnificent.

It'd be cool if he tried to sell his Saturn on eBay.

Ike 'Beats' Tina to Death
That's fuckin' hilarious! I don't care if it lacks class. Ike Turner lacked class. The headline perfectly encapsulates his life in five words. That's saavy journalism, there. The Funny Onion writers are jealous not to have thought of that.

Wow.
I was really hoping that my band was going to make it somehow on the "????" list. That said, I actually think General Patton and His Privates is a funny name. I see the potential for a hilarious, theatrical, and very funny band to watch in that name. I dunno if reality supports that idea.

Wow, I'm retarded. Somehow, I read right over your ref. to "I'm Not There." Yay for my reading comprehension!

Not to mention his turn as Allen Ginsburg in I'm Not There (it wasn't really a favorite film of mine, but I enjoyed it overall).

Oh, and Galactic's "From the Corner to the Block" is pretty great. Maybe it's just the hometown element and me missing New Orleans, but I can't get enough of this CD.

Thank ya Ch'p. I feel vindicated, at least a little. Oh, and thank ya Rabin for reviewing CunninLynguists. I've been living in Kentucky, and I hadn't even heard of them until your write-up. Speaking of Kentucky rap, what do you think about Villebillies? I'm a little worried about their new direction.

Ya know what's missing?
I think it's pretty obvious you guys need more attention paid to hip-hop, or another writer who isn't 100% coocoo for indie rock. Thank God Rabin's ballot was posted, else I'd have to miss out on some albums I shouldn't have missed out on.

Ha.
I was thinking that the online feature was strictly for the preorders. Hell, I wouldn't have kept it up indefinitely either.

No shit. What kinda MySpace are you using? Sounds hellish.

How's the hat fit?
Is it nice? I don't want to shell out $20 for a hat like I have before online to find out that it doesn't fit my melon head.

Gogiggs.

I think it's funny to blame Apatow for all of the female dialogue. You do realize that half of the dialogue in his films is probably improvised. Sure, they had a direction to go in, but how the actors got there (at least from watching the deleted scenes, special features, and reading articles about the operation on…