"website things"

I am also in the Venn Diagram circle of loving both Robert Osborne AND Dumb and Dumber.

Yeah, you gotta read his autobiography. I personally just adore him for his personal siege against BS. We need more of that.

smells like that piece of dogshit on the bottom of my shoe!

"neighbour," pal.

This vehicle stops for hallucinations.

And what was with the "when your grandchildren are dead" comment?

I was just wondering this - how does AMC run something like Walking Dead, and then butcher the hell out of The Shining by cutting it to shreds and fuzzing out the boobs on Scatman Crothers` posters?

I wanna go on a date with No-Eyebrows Cowboy.

I don't care what anyone else thinks
but Martin Landau was a pretty good lookin' hombre.

Me too his name is mesmerizing. Asaad Kelada. Does it mean anything in Arabic? It sounds like "a cool shadow underneath the weeping willow."

he's been doing comedy
FOR FORTY YEARS? Holy crap!

I just feel sad for you.

But was Werner Herzog involved and was he wearing his Fart Infested Pants?

I think you mean rocks, Ack Ack.

When I was a kid, the part of the book Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator that has the aliens spelling "get out" with their bodies on the space station scared the hell out of me.

I agree, No Eyebrows. I haven't seen that movie again so I don't remember the scene well but I'm so curious how he conjured that feeling of dread out of a sunny California afternoon.

We are planning a kayaking trip and just last night I dreamed the kayak flipped and I was in dark, deep ocean water, couldn't see below me, and woke up incredibly terrified. Diagnosis: JAWS.

I had no idea snakes could whip up such impressive farts!

Actually, Kevin Smith is what came to mind when I saw the title of this article. I used to mentally give him some kind of pass for his dreck: oh, he's married. Oh, he laughs at himself. Oh, he seems like a nice enough guy. But actually, I really hate his lazy mediocrity. The guy works in an amazing industry, has…