Apparently it's not the real Mia Farrow :(

Rosemary's Tween or The Tenth Gate would also be acceptable.

http://www.vulture.com/2011…

Oh shit, that's right, there already is a dumb sequel to Chinatown.

Also, let it be known that if I were President, I would pardon Polanski on my first day in office, but only if he promised to direct my screenplay of Chinatown 2: Never Forget.

I always forget people can get mad about Woody Allen.  I feel like I should care, but he's my favorite filmmaker of all time, so fuck that, I just love Woody Allen.

DON'T YOU EVER DISRESPECT SPACE JAM AGAIN, OR YOU'LL BE FEELING MY BOOT ON ONE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD AND HOT PAVEMENT ON THE OTHER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

#twerk

Way to make it racist!

Jay-Z albums don't have sketches!

Oh, OK, you mean they could have picked it up to continue airing.  I thought you meant if they picked it up for this same deal it'd stay on the air.

Not this guy!

But Happy Endings doesn't have the viewership, so no, they couldn't have.

I only boycott artists whose bad behavior I feel influences other people.

I also wish people didn't make The Wire into such a big "thing" (although I'm guilty of it too).  It makes it seem like there's some barrier into liking it.  It's a pretty fun show!

I'm seeing Dawes soon too!

Better than my "Season 1 = The College Dropout" "Season 2 = Late Registration" "Season 3 = Graduation" "Season 4 = Cruel Summer" metaphors.

I have the Dinosaur Jr. record.  It's pretty fun.

Dear Maize Kraize's Recent Ex,

Hey, my rap group TBB-Unit just released their first album, The True Power of Financial Power as a free download.  I made a couple of the beats, and rap on some of the tracks.