Transformers 3 is the worst movie I've ever seen.

…"that PJ can do nothing about…"

Edited to remove all that bullshit.

BABY WE LIVIN / IN THE MOMENT
 
I BEEN A MENACE / FOR THE LONGEST

I heard you need a new fad.

One of them has said so in other interviews.

Hey, a Punch-Drunk Love reference!

1.37:1

I need to see Barton Fink.  It's on Netflix, but in the wrong aspect ratio.

I wanted to make that joke, but felt above it.

If someone doesn't like Fargo they can go fuck themselves.

Wait, so those take place Ten years apart?  I literally had no idea.  And I say Episode II in theaters.  THREE FUCKING TIMES.

Ah, OK.  In those clips she looks like she's in her 20s and he looks 6.

Wait, don't they fuck in like, the second movie?  Why is she already old and he's a child?  Do they explain why it's not weird?

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Also, the DVD of Paul F. Tompkins' "Laboring Under Delusions" special features commentary from Paul in character as Gary Marshall.  It's almost as funny as the special.

Hooray!  I'm probably going to get to see Much Ado About Nothing in theaters!

The group commentary.  I haven't heard the Criterion version.  But hearing the "band" discuss how they were misrepresented is hilarious.

All of the commentary for Spinal Tap.  It's so beautiful.

A reeeaaaaaal gay hero