Scarlett Johansson has been on screen in Match Point for about 30 seconds and I already think it may be the sexiest thing I've ever seen on screen.

Yeah.  On the whole it was a fun day.  I'm probably going to end up at that festival again this year.  WHO WANTS TO TAKE BETS ON HOW MANY TIMES I CRY.

Hahahaha.  This has started happening to me at work, with the music they play overhead, to other people my own age.  I heard some song with a middle section I thought would sound cool sampled into a chant-type-thing, and I saw a coworker singing along.

I can barely listen to The White Stripes anymore.  I saw Jack White live the day I met my last girlfriend, and we ended the day cuddling and saying we loved each other. Suddenly he broke into "Fell In Love With a Girl", my favorite White Stripes song, which I was sure he wouldn't play since up to that point he had…

I just watched Time Bandits.

I clicked on the article just to CTRL+F for this line.

You do realize he wrote "Ron and Tammy" right?

http://www.theonion.com/art…

IMPORTANT UPDATE

Does he hate the ep or something?  It's still my favorite of S4, maybe.  Or Herstory.

"stephen_is_a_dumbo: hahahaaha his ears are so big
stephen_is_a_dumbo: what a freak
stephen_is_a_dumbo: i don't like that the other elephants are [not] being portrayed sympathetically
stephen_is_a_dumbo: of course they're going to think he's a freak
stephen_is_a_dumbo: he *is* a freak
stephen_is_a_dumbo: stupid movie"

Tell that to Robert Pollard.

Get your ears out of the damn hood!

Please, please, pleaaase watch it.  I only gave it a 3/5, and I am afraid I overrated it, but Franco's performance really must be seen to be believed.  It's a total accomplishment and, in my mind, makes this OK movie 10000% worth watching.

Swedish-Made Penis Enlargers and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)

"The Jew and His Golem" is a show I'd watch every week.

Most critics, that's who.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus 's biggest physical turn on is that point right where a man's chest meets the bottom of his latex mask on his neck.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus - My mom worked with a teenager at a school who had a daughter named Female prounded "Feh-Mall-Ay" because she thought the hospital named her baby.

DIGIFREAKED