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Maize Kraize
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Because M83 fucking rule is why.

Also, probably Texas.

*cough*

I was actually sad I would never get to know what Ebert thought of this film.  I'm not kidding.  :')

But does eXistenZ have two sequels that Maize Kraize really liked as a teenager?

Magic Mike and Oceans 11?

Man, I might have one.  Let's coordinate as to not be silly.  You've got Schizopolis and Sex, Lies right?

The man who claims that Alien was inspired by him, and that Harmony Korine is writing a book with (not a joke).

I really expected to see Britta's lesbian friend there.

1. Hot Rod
2. Hot Rod
3. Hot Rod
4. Hot Rod
5. The Tree of Life Hot Rod

Trust me, already found this.

Does anyone know if Malick's screenplay for The Tree of Life is available anywhere?  I've done googling, but can never find it.  Usually for Oscar contenders especially the screenplay finds its way online or in book form or something.

Well we're Maize Kraize and Narrator, and we got two-hunded-and-40 dollars of Criterion DVDs right here.

Well I'm just an old-fashioned guy, and I think there's only one true kind of moving picture… and they're made by the witches, who live in this forest.

Hey man, I'm watching Tree of Life right now, get of my back!

I was about to watch Jaws for the first time with the same mindset, but instead I'm watching The Tree of Life again.  The second time through I've having much deeper thoughts, like "man I'd kill for Brad Pitt's glasses."

All I know about this movies is that it is one of my Dad's favorites, possibly #2 behind Blues Brothers.

"…that Kevin Bacon drinks vodka out of a water bottle…"