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Maize Kraize
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everytime i see your avatar I get excited for the new Daft Punk album.

AAAAAAND ME.

I get the feeling that Armageddon does belong in the Criterion Collection, as what Criterion set contains a gag reel and an Aerosmith video?

:)

Modern Times > The Great Dictator > The General.

That guy…  :(

I love that he must be, but Dennis knows he'll never admit it.  It's that it makes him so easily manipulated by Dennis.

Hey, I know I'm supposed to be appreciating film and whatnot, but I'm watching The General and for some reason keep wondering if Buster Keaton was a ladies man.

MODERN TIMES. Since I was gonna watch Modern Times.

*Fidel Castro wins a few bets*

I think that's what being in Community is like.

Ugh.  My girlfriend got me a (very thoughtful and appreciated) David Foster Wallace book on hip-hop for Christmas.  It's unfuckingreadable.

♫ the erupting megma (ed— magma)
coming from the volcano of smegma
you know i love you, guy from one direction
but i don't need a sweater, to go with that erection ♫

CAPTION CONTEST WINNER.

Actually, I heard she broke up with Harry because he refused to get circumsized to stay with her.

To be fair, this case was…

He also sells a poster that just says "GOD HATES FAGS AND EUGENE"

BIG FREEDIA
THE QUEEN DIVA

I, uh, never said it wasn't?  This seems like a weird thing to say to me.