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Maize Kraize
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Everyone acts like the episode of Girls where Hannah fucks that doctor or whatever is meant to be a total throwaway, but I literally cannot sympathize with her past that episode.  I mean, I do, and then I remember she told that man that his childhood trauma doesn't fucking count.

I don't think they said he was a freelance developer, to some complaints, or that the app SOLD so well he got that money.  It seemed to imply that a company either bought the app, or hired him to lead a new office for them.

Right?

LOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A LOT OF TEENAGERS ARE REALLY DEPRESSED HAVE SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND YOU ENCOURAGING THEM REALLY MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES, IN A COUNTRY WHERE MENTAL ILLNESS IS CONSIDERED A PERSONAL WEAKNESS AND NOT SOMETHING THAT CAN BE HANDLED RESPONSIBLY.

Considering earlier today I texted my Mom, sincerely, that I wanted to go home even though I don't have any laundry to do and I just felt I hadn't really seen her or Dad in a while, and wanted to talk to them.  That happened a few hours ago.  Then I saw this.  I also was paranoid last night, and am frequently, my

Sorry this was a mean, unfunny joke.

Yeah, I just did the math.  I found a website that calculates the number of days between two dates.

ugh.  see, the Shosh business totally makes sense to me.

OK, finally catching up on Girls.  YOU DO NOT CHECK OUT SHOSHANNA, SLEAZY HOTEL EMPLOYEE.  THAT'S SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT.

4.70168855535 posts/day average.  I need to step my game up.

THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED

OK, I was falling out of love with Jessa, but episode 7 of this season is fantastic.  Hannah is gonna fuck that poet, right?

*is angry because he remembers when Harlem Shake wasn't a novelty song*
*is angrier because The Simpsons*

YO IT'S 3 PM Y'ALL FUCK IT

Yo I just noticed my roommate watching a movie in "full screen". Remember that?

Fashion eating it's own tail.  That's what.

I refuse to watch this, as I love Joan Rivers.

Cool.  So it's worth starting from the beginning, then?