Yo was the terrible effect of Chevy being shocked a reference to the poster for Christmas Vacation?

This might be one of my favorite songs

My parents won't tell me my first words.  I bet they just forgot, but I really think it's a Bart Simpson "AY CARUMBA!" incident.

To be fair, the first film you ever saw was Schizopolis, which is a pretty tough first moving-going experience.

You cannot out of politeness, or journalistic/critic integrity?

IT IS IF HE IS ONLY PLAYING Bb AND F!

And when I press the keys
It all gets reversed
The sound of loneliness
Makes me happier

So wait.  Your friend fucked the girl from Rednex in the ass?

I READ
THE BODY COUNT
OUT OF THE PAPER

No one ever drinks as early as they should

Then tell that story.

I saw that.  It confused me.  I'm drunk and close-minded.

I AM SCARED OF DYING AND AS SUCH REFUSE TO CLAIM ATHEISM

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS, AND I WON'T RESPOND TO IT.

See, I grew up Catholic. As did many people I know.

Wait, really?  Please, give this story.

I thought you knew my town?

Guys, I couldn't handle a new avatar.  This one might not be exactly the same, but it's the same photo I used before.  I am scared of change, and my life is tragically empty.

I should.  It was a year ago, I'll start from the beginning.

Well, do you remember the Chappelle's show bit?  I believe it's a stand-up segment of Chappelle's show, at least.  He explains that once white people learn what "Skeet" means, we're all going to feel disgusting.