Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?

I totally understood and agreed with Erlich, having similar Fage yogurt struggles myself. And that scares me a little.

Second.

Yes, let's not forget about the vast cabal of red haired, bespeckled gender studies majors who rule the internet.

Yep. I fucking love that cover.

I swear my eye doctors have all hated me because I have this deep fear of that machine that shoots air on your eye. Look, I know intellectually that the air isn't gonna hurt me, but there's this instinctual part of my brain that says "IT'S COMING FOR YOUR EYES GET OUT OF HERE!"

Dammit, we're witches now?!? What am I gonna do with this badass custom armor I just had made?

Now I really want someone to say "You've been mostly dead all day."

There are few things I love more than Shakespeare adaptations, especially those set in modern times. So very excited for this.

Well I heard that Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the truck making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me.

I blame Cali punk.

Well, it's more than just holding his vowels too long, it's that he runs his words together and also warps the vowel sounds while he's doing so. That's why you get the terrible "voice inside myyyyyed" lyric.

The part of the Red Wedding that crushed me most when I was reading the books was that Catlyn's last thought is, "Not my hair. Ned always loved my hair." (Or something similar.) I seriously just teared up from typing that.

Hey, Casino El Camino does make some excellent burgers, although the correct answer would be either the Pitts burger or the K.C. burger, but I suppose I'll let it slide.

Fifty Shades of Grey: 2 Fast [to get married to someone who is] 2 Furious [with you for asserting your independence or trying to spend any time alone].

I love that they have smell jars for all their stuff. Every time we go in there, we end up with some random spice blend because it smelled so good. On that note, Fox Point seasoning on eggs is the bomb.

She has a lucrative career running an orphanage.

In my experience as a librarian, the Hobbit is often filed in YA or Children's Lit sections, while LotR is often in the adult section, although it sometimes ends up in YA. A lot of the classification was based on the subject matter and readability.

Jodi and Michael Jordan, or as he liked to be called, Mack.

Seconded. I love the What Are You Reading discussions more than anything else on this site, because there's actually people reading or who have read the random, weird stuff I'm into. At any given time I could be reading a big important classic literature book, something genre, some nonfiction, etc. and there's always…